I Like When I’m Right

I just want it down in words that for the first time ever, I called it, from day one, I said the two Davids would be standing in the final two and David Cook would win. 

How did I know David would win?  It’s not because one is better then the other.  Think about it, they have every genre of music except for David Cook.  They missed out with Bo Bice and Chris Daughtry so they couldn’t pass this one up.  

It’s all about money and Simon cowell isn’t as dumb as he looks. 

David vs David

OK, from day one, I said that I wanted to see David Cook and David Archuletta standing in the final two.  Well, I got my wish and I think think they are equally good in their own style. 

I watch three reality shows and never once in all the years has the one I cheered for has ever won.  Although, David Archuletta stole the show tonight, I think David Cook should win.  He’s original, he’s creative and he has an eye for style.  Actually he’s fucking hot and I’d do him in dire second but that’s besides the point. 

David A. has a phenomenal voice but he’s still a baby and needs to find himself.  He probably has never been kissed.  But that’s all gonna change, David, once you step out of this contest you’re getting fucked.  So, be prepared and make sure you use protection. 

So, there you have it and tomorrow night we’ll find out who will be the next American Idol.  And if Simon Cowell (I’d do him, too) has anything to do with it then he will do the right thing.  Will I be right about this one or will the odds be against me.

I don’t know we’ll see.

Broke Back Again

Every year I sit at my desk staring out the window watching the large trailers go by filled with horses.    This is the sign that the Devon Horse show is back in town.  The fair grounds are situated two blocks from where I work in Devon and are used for various events.   The Devon Horse Show has been running since 1896 and is the biggest horse show in the country.   

Last weekend, May 9th and 10th, for the very first time The Liberty Gay Rodeo Association will be featuring a rodeo at the same grounds.  Some people say, “What is this world coming to, bringing those kinds of people to our town.”

I say, “Gay rodeo?  What the fuck, no one told me there’s a gay rodeo.”  This would have been the perfect Mother’s Day gift ever and now it’s too late. 

We would of seen things like steer riding, bull riding, bareback bronc riding and yes folks let’s not forget the good ole chute dogging. 

Coors Light, ID Lubricants, Enterprise and HomoRodeo.com are just a few companies that sponsors The Liberty Gay Rodeo Association.  I guess that makes sense, get drunk, lube up and drive off in the sunset.  But who am I to speculate.  

I don’t single people out and judge them for who they are or what they do, I’m an equal opportunist, I treat every one with the same tasteless cruelty.  But that’s just me.

And don’t forget on June 8th, Philadelphia Gay Pride, The Liberty Association will have a booth set up and will also participate in the parade.  

Hope to see everyone there.