Life As I See It

Women Are In Control, Always

Whether men realize it or not women are always in control.  Men can think what ever they want, when it comes right down to it the woman always has the last word.  I’m a firm believer in, say what you mean and mean what you say but there are certain words and terms that don’t need explaining, they’re just a given.  

Don’t ever under estimate the power of a woman.

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT’S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women’s way of saying fuck you!

9. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT; I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to 3.

My favorite is #5.

 I just don’t understand why men don’t get this.  It’s not that hard to understand.  Oh, right they’re men…

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One response

  1. Sportypenny

    Thats awesome! Whatever, nothing, Sigh, I’ve got it, thanks, thats ok, go ahead, don’t worry about it, FINE! Damn thats good!!! Thanks!

    January 30, 2008 at 9:17 pm

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