Have you ever been to Neiman Marcus? No? Well, I haven’t either. Not for any other reason except that I don’t like rude people and anyone in their right mind who would shop in a place like that has got to be some kind of fucking rude. Right?
About a year ago, my boss went on a healthy food diet. He set goals for himself and with each goal that was accomplished he was rewarded with treasures. I say treasures because these are items that he would not normally purchase for himself. He has accomplished more then he could hope and is getting closer to the big finale.
A year ago when he told me that the final goal is to buy an expensive watch, I was figuring like, $500.00, because that would be expensive and fucking ridiculous to pay for any type of watch.
So, today he was telling me about going to Neiman Marcus to look at the watch he wanted to purchase and that it was difficult to get there because the “watch hours” didn’t correspond to his “work hours”. Yeeees, I said “watch hours” because if you wanted to stop by Neiman Marcus after work one night you would not be able to look at watches. Why? Because it’s not the fucking “watch hours”. I thought this was the funniest thing I heard all day, it made me snort laughter out of my nose. This is what I’m talking about, rude fucking people, because anyone who wouldn’t let you look at watches because it’s not during “watch hours” have got to be rude. If they can afford to have the watch he wanted shipped to the store from Switzerland because they didn’t have one, without obligation, then they can hire someone to be there at all times for the “watch hours”.