My sister called me yesterday to tell me that she had to buy her daughter a new lacrosse stick. It was a $165.00, it was special, so she had to travel to Potts town because there weren’t any stores around her that sold it. I called her this morning to see how she made out. This is what I got.
“How did you make out last night”
“Well, we got the head. It was a hundred dollars”
“Well, you can buy it in two pieces, the head and the shaft.”
“Yeah, so Cass bought the head with her own money and I’m gonna pay for the shaft, which is $83.00.”“Concave teardrop shape for a good feel and grip. Durable, high-performance shaft at a reasonable price.”
“So, let me get this straight, my 14 year niece bought her own head for 100.00 and her mother is going to buy her the shaft for 83.00. And you think I’m crazy because my son watches porn on the Internet.