Life As I See It

Fucking Men…

“I saw you checking me out when you pulled up next to me.  You didn’t think I saw you but I caught you looking out of the corners of your eyes.”

This is what I heard when I got out of my car in the parking lot of Wawa, today.  The thing is, I never even saw him sitting in his car cause if I did, I would of been checking him out. 

I’ve heard every pick up line there is from, “Don’t I know you,” to “Maybe we should have coffee.”  And there’s the straight forward type of guy that comes right out and asks, “Do you make house calls?  My pool is a mess.  I’ll make it worth you wild, we could barbecue and have some drinks.”  Please, give me a fucking break.  

Then there’s the fucking pig of all pigs and if I wasn’t alone, I would of told him to get the fuck out of my store but when someone is talking to you and fondling themselves at the same time you never know what state of mind their in so I kept my mouth shut and hurried him out as fast as I could.  I should of called the fucking cops.  Oh well, live and learn.

As I was getting out of my car today, I was caught off guard and the only thing I could think of saying as I was stumbling over my words was, “Yup, you…you caught me, I was checking you out all right.”  It’s very rare that a guy puts me at a loss for words but reverse psychology, I must say is very smart.

 

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2 responses

  1. Ah – Cap is back! I was wondering where you were…

    June 5, 2008 at 7:22 am

  2. Thanks Mama, I’ve been real busy at work and by the time I get home I don’t feel like writing. I have everything I want to say in my head it’s just that my brain has been tired lately. Once my son is done school, I’ll have an extra hour to sleep, in the morning which means I won’t be so tired at night.

    June 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm

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