Life As I See It

Make Them Go Away

There is only one thing worse then Christmas blow up lawn ornaments. 

Thanksgiving blow up lawn ornaments.  It’s so tasteless and so…so ghetto but they’re sitting in front of 1/2 million dollar houses.  I don’t get it.

7 responses

  1. Joe

    Worse than thanksgiving lawn decorations : having teenagers hurl projectile vomit on your lawn after a late night party at the neighbours.

    November 25, 2008 at 5:54 am

  2. Not even close. Vomit washes away with rain. Or the next dog that comes along will lick it up. Shit, don’t be so lazy get the fucking hose out and squirt it down.

    Are you sure there wasn’t a blow up lawn ornament, causing them to vomit profusely all over the your lawn?

    Because those blow up things make me want to throw up more then a late night party at the neighbors.

    Sorry Sissy. I know you have one.

    November 25, 2008 at 7:51 am

  3. And I was so pissed, I couldn’t get the damn picture to link on my post.

    November 25, 2008 at 7:52 am

  4. Joe

    not really cap, i speak from experience.

    the shit dried up all over the lawn. i dont have a dog. the hose was stolen.

    i do know there was a blown up bitch next door who served them some crazy shit drinks. i intend to get my revenge.

    November 25, 2008 at 8:40 am

  5. And that my dear will be worth catching on film.

    November 25, 2008 at 8:50 am

  6. Joe

    you want a video? ill cut myself out of it to preserve the anonymity of your source when they call you as a witness for the prosecution.

    November 25, 2008 at 9:30 am

  7. Should I join witness protection now?

    November 25, 2008 at 2:16 pm

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