…and so life goes on
This is the first winter that I’ve been out of work and I so enjoy doing things for me and catching up with friends and family. But the wonderful world of UC benefits just doesn’t comply with my extreme spending habit. In other words, I’m fucking broke. I have no money for shoes, clothes, bras, panties, socks, home decor, furniture, electronics, vacation or any other extra curricular activity that I feel the need to do. I can’t even get a loan. At 48% interest, I might as well sell my body.
This morning while taking a shower, I was missing the special hand made soap I buy for $4.95 so my delicate skin doesn’t itch all winter and it got me to thinking, hm…maybe I can make my own soap and maybe I could sell it and maybe make some extra cash. Yes?
So, I get out my trusty laptop and look up how to make hand made soap and these are the things I’m going to need:
coconut oil, olive oil, vegetable oil, distilled water, vinegar, essential oil for fragrance, lye, rubber gloves, eye goggles, masks, special cooking utensils, meat thermometer, candy thermometer and an apron.
Well I guess I’ll have to wait until my next unemployment check. Why? Because I’m broke haven’t you been reading? Pay attention people!
Hm, maybe, I’ll become an office creeper. The only things I’ll need for that are dark sunglasses and a hat.