It’s inevitable. It’s staring me in the face everyday and I can’t help but wonder. I wonder why this is the top search for my blog and I feel the need to tell you about it. I’m a dork. I have nothing else to write about except for sexting, vampires, Keanu Reeves, the best Christmas gift, how to get stains out of carpets and what percentage of students cheat in school, which by the way is 64% but that’s another post for another day.
I can’t tell you about the things that happen to me on my way to work or the things that happen in work. I can’t rant about the rude people I come in contact with or the cross eyed crossing guard that is now my friend. I don’t have any money so my shopping experiences are at a lull.
This is all because, I’m home, unemployed with no money. I’ve been forced to become addicted to Yahoo Answers and listen to the the stupid questions and most of all the stupid answers.
So, with the new word press dashboard, I don’t have to go to blog stats to see the search terms used to get to my blog. It’s right there on the front page listed under top search terms.
I not really sure why, “wife doesn’t come home at night” and “help with not killing your husband” would be the top search terms. I, don’t have thoughts of killing my husband, I don’t think, no, I don’t he’s amazing he has to be tolerating me all this time. And no matter what I do or where I go, I always come home at night.
I just googled these terms and this was third on the list. Then I did it again and it was second and again it was first. I was amazed, though, at all the editorials there are on husband killing. At least I know if the thought comes across my mind there are plenty of resources out there.
Or, I could just put a spell on him.