Life As I See It

Little?

The other day, I was watching The Today Show and their fashion segment was on how to sparkle for the holiday season. They had looks from asymmetric to razzmatazz to bold color and the tuxedo look. Very stunning, I must say. And then they had this look….

The little black dress.

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Although, when she walked out she looked very appealing, but my first thought was…

Little black dress? More like little black sheet.

I know, I know, I’ve been possessed. Either that or I’ve been sniffing to many cleaning products. I think, I’ll go with possession it’s 9/10’s of the law or has that been taken away, too?

I need to get out.

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23 responses

  1. Fuck , now I know you’re bored.

    Do you have a Bingo parlor nearby ?

    December 11, 2008 at 10:17 pm

  2. Only if it’s naked bingo and I can lick the balls.

    December 11, 2008 at 10:20 pm

  3. Naked ?

    Mmmmmm…
    Lot of old people at bingo games, so you might want to re think that.
    Unless you like pussies and balls that drag on the ground.

    December 12, 2008 at 3:01 pm

  4. I go special bingo parlor

    December 12, 2008 at 5:24 pm

  5. Matt Lesoine

    And here I always thought that black was slimming. So much for that idea.

    December 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm

  6. windydarling

    Aren’t all bingo parlors “special”?

    December 12, 2008 at 6:15 pm

  7. “I go special bingo parlor”

    What are you ? Whats with the broken english ?
    Vietmamese or something ?

    We a gonna put a Humhah hoisin sauce ontop of for you, make very special, one time deal only, special for you.

    Bingo would be the name of the dog they’re giving away.
    Already skinned and butchered.

    December 13, 2008 at 12:21 pm

  8. “I go special bingo parlor”

    What are you ? Whats with the broken english ?
    Vietmamese or something ?

    “We a gonna put a Humhah hoisin sauce ontop of for you, make very special, one time deal only, special for you.”

    Bingo would be the name of the dog they’re giving away.
    Already skinned and butchered.

    December 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  9. Fuck.

    December 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  10. Matt Lesoine

    For some reason I just found that exchange extremely funny. It may have actually made my day…

    December 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm

  11. windydarling

    There’s nothing in the world quite like a Mick and Cap Fuckyou Fest. It’s the best free entertainment ever. Besides naked bingo.

    December 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm

  12. How much yu want fa dat one time special deal? no funny stuff right? you make special for me I pay you good.

    December 13, 2008 at 5:59 pm

  13. windydarling

    And love you long time.

    December 13, 2008 at 6:39 pm

  14. windydarling

    “Da Nang: Like Da Bears, But Different.”

    December 13, 2008 at 6:42 pm

  15. Fo you, only one dolla two pipty pour.

    I make a long duk dong disapper in yu ass

    December 13, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  16. 你願意,你可以堅持你的迪克我的屁股。

    HA!

    December 14, 2008 at 12:54 pm

  17. You speak Asian languages too now?

    Cappie, you’re quite the sparkly star this holiday season!

    December 14, 2008 at 8:21 pm

  18. As Chief Shitting Bull once said;

    “She speaks with fucked tongue”

    December 14, 2008 at 9:36 pm

  19. Narco, wonders never cease. I was just as amazed when I found google language but, shh, it’s a secret.

    Mick, that just might be a little bit of an understatement, don’t ya think?

    December 14, 2008 at 10:25 pm

  20. How about little black tent?

    December 14, 2008 at 11:08 pm

  21. Only you and your mouth would know the answer to that.

    Want me to guess ?

    December 15, 2008 at 10:51 am

  22. yeah, I guess there’s a foot in it right now, too.

    December 15, 2008 at 5:28 pm

  23. Foot to mouth to ass? That’s pretty daring, even for me. Perverts.

    December 17, 2008 at 12:40 am

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