Life As I See It

Thought For The Day…

“No woman will be truly satisfied…because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money”



10 responses

  1. SPANK

    That is truely a perfect quote, but id like my penis to taste like steak, rare, but the shooting money part is perrrrrrrrrrrrfect…

    steak penis, or a french frie penis would be extra cool too

    January 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm

  2. windydarling

    Yeah, WTF? If they’ve got 15 different boner pills on the market, why can’t anyone get chocolate dick figured out? Or ice cream ween? Is that so hard? Wait, don’t answer that.

    January 10, 2009 at 7:41 pm

  3. Joe

    Tequila penis that shoots Absinthe.

    Sigh, now there’s a thought.

    January 11, 2009 at 5:41 am

  4. Well, Joe, that would mean, I would have to swallow and…

    January 11, 2009 at 9:57 pm

  5. Confucious says.

    ” Lady who fly upside down have crack up ”

    I knew a dancer whos pussy tasted like 7-Up and she could shoot silver dollars out of it.

    January 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm

  6. Guess you were loaded then?

    January 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm

  7. No, she had a full clip.
    She stole my coin collection

    January 13, 2009 at 10:10 pm

  8. HHAHAHAHAHAHA Love that!!!

    January 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm

  9. windydarling


    January 15, 2009 at 9:11 pm

  10. Ya old fart.

    Hey, tell Key this shit with registering to his blog is shit.
    The address they send you to for password retrieval doesnt even exist.

    January 17, 2009 at 9:46 am

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