Life As I See It

I’ve had this posted sitting here for a couple of weeks, thinking of the right words to put with it.  I don’t think there are any words good enough to explain just how dumb men really are.  

 This just says it all.

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18 responses

  1. purelynarcotic

    Nobody thought of wearing magnifying glasses?!

    January 22, 2009 at 5:27 am

  2. See, it always takes a woman to think of the easy way out.

    January 22, 2009 at 10:01 am

  3. Fuck you and your “stupid”.

    If werent for that abysmal collapse between your fuckin ears there wouldnt be a need for such a product.

    Trust me, theres a lot more fake titty and stitched up tacos out there than there is fake dick

    January 22, 2009 at 5:48 pm

  4. my point isn’t that fake is not good (fake hair, fake nails, fake boobs) it’s all good. My point is how we got there and it isn’t from rubbing cream on our boobs to make them bigger, hence, men aren’t that bright.

    January 22, 2009 at 11:19 pm

  5. Um, ok, but women aren’t much smarter. Seriously. Look, these products wouldn’t exist if you bitches would stop getting fake boobs to land that rich fella with the small penis.

    January 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm

  6. Also, is that Jeff Fucking Bridges? Man he’s really lost it.

    January 22, 2009 at 11:34 pm

  7. Well you got one thing right, we are bitches.

    And if you men with small penises can’t keep up with a bitch and her big boobs then go here

    January 23, 2009 at 8:04 am

  8. It does look like Jeff Bridges.

    January 23, 2009 at 8:09 am

  9. ” from rubbing cream on our boobs to make them bigger, hence, men aren’t that bright.”

    No, idiot bitchs used to think that by stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in your bras we would marry you.

    And then theres the other half thats been putting more product on their faces than any other part of their body for centuries.
    you guys turned face creams into a multi billion dollar industry and you’re still a bunch of fuckin idiots.
    Not till around the 60s did you finally figure out that if ya had a decent set of hooters and could suck dick us men would be happy.
    Um, I would say thats right about the time the fake titty market boomed and dick sucking classes were being offered by fags everywhere.

    January 23, 2009 at 9:02 am

  10. Oops, I would like to correct my statement in comment 4, I meant to say pills not cream. my mind must have been somewhere else.

    Even stuffing bras and pants to make you look bigger has more common sense than taking pills, unless the pill causes the penis to become more hard than yes it will appear bigger. There is another commercial, I saw on TV recently that insinuates the pill not only will make you hard but will increase the size. But I couldn’t find it on YouTube.

    January 23, 2009 at 9:56 am

  11. What sense is there in misleading someone only to be rejected when they find out theres nothing there ?
    Even if the penis was enlarged artificially at least its real and as big as it always appeared.
    Gimme a fuckin break.

    The product you’re looking for is ExtenZe.
    It doesnt insinuate it, it guarantees it.

    http://www.4extenze.com/

    “The same type of research that created miracle drugs like Viagra, has now created a revolutionary herbal pill that is guaranteed to increase your penis size in just a few short weeks!”

    January 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm

  12. but do they mean enlarging it with an erection for people who can’t have one? Or do they mean physically enlarging it like woman do for their boobs with surgery.

    Because that’s what I’m talking about, taking a pill and physically making it larger, I just don’t think it’s possible. You got what you got. So unless you add something to it, it’s gonna stay the same size. I need evidence.

    January 23, 2009 at 3:17 pm

  13. Read the add, it makes your erections biger

    Yea, but viagra and shit works.
    The TP and socks dont.
    So how can they make more sense ?

    January 23, 2009 at 3:56 pm

  14. I did read the ad, just like, I read the ad about the cream that enlarges breasts and the pills that build muscle. If it was that easy we would all be well endowed.

    Yes there are pills out there that make you get an erection and have one for a really long time, natural or not. But to actually make it grow…like I said, show me the money.

    January 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm

  15. Cap.
    Thats not the point.
    You said it made more sense to use toilet paper or stuff shit in your pants to make you appear larger.
    WHY ?
    Why when you can take a pill that you yourself said works and has been around for a while ?

    “Even stuffing bras and pants to make you look bigger has more common sense than taking pills,”

    Because when you get home and they ask to see the money all they get is paper or a sock.
    Take the pill that does give you a boner or make that boner harder, and maybe bigger.
    Their are pills that are proven to work by building muscle. Steroids,hormones and protiens have done it for a long time.

    January 23, 2009 at 7:06 pm

  16. windydarling

    “Big Lebowskis for the poor! Crazy Jeff Bridges is giving ’em away!”

    January 25, 2009 at 11:33 pm

  17. See, men are so smart.

    January 26, 2009 at 12:44 pm

  18. windydarling

    “Quien es mas macho? Micky or ExtenZe?” Oh, no. I hope I capitalized the right letter. I wouldn’t want hate letters from the knock-off brand “ExteNze” or worse, “eXtenZe.” All that mail would keep a person up at night.

    January 26, 2009 at 11:58 pm

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