Life As I See It

Never Underestimate The Power Of A Parent

Warning, there may be explicit content in this post.

I don’t give my son enough credit; he just turned, 18, and will be graduating high school this year.  He has a severe learning disability and with that he’s a bit immature.  So, when he comes out with an age appropriate statement or comments on an adult situation it brings me back to reality that he is, 18. 

Last year he announced at the dinner table that he watches porn on the Internet.  Hm…Should, I be concerned?  Well, he is, 17, and physically mature and that’s what they do right, look at porn and do lonely man things?  Ewe, I can’t even think about it. 

So, recently we put the family computer in his bedroom and turned the computer room into a man cave.  I wanted to do this last year but my husband didn’t think it would be a good idea, putting the computer in my son’s room.  A few months ago we were forced into making this happen, well because, a) I was in need of space for myself and b) it made more sense for him to have a room of his own, instead of me, because women need more space than men and this way I would have free roam of the whole house while he’s locked away in a single room.

This morning while, I was utilizing my laptop my husband impatiently used my sons computer and while snooping into his pics he found a small white box with a very small black dot in the center.  If it was me, I would have just thought my son didn’t know what he was doing but my husband has more faith in him and decided to investigate more.  He enlarged the white box and the small dot got bigger, so he enlarged it some more and enlarged it even more and tucked away so neatly in this small white box was this…

naked

…a whole slew of them, big ones little one and every size in between. He thinks he’s so smart but as parents, we always have to be one step ahead, so this is what my husband did to all the pictures.

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Bwahahahahahaha

It won’t stop him but at least he’ll know he’s being watched. Mission accomplished.

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10 responses

  1. Joe

    That chick is hot!

    February 3, 2009 at 1:03 pm

  2. Yeah, but she’s no relation to me.

    February 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm

  3. Damn. Teenage was so boring for me. It would have been to see my Mom do this to my Cosmos or thwack the shit out of me for the other stuff.

    February 4, 2009 at 11:27 am

  4. That’s badass. Your son has good taste. But seriously, what your husband did is fucking awesome!

    February 6, 2009 at 12:01 am

  5. He’s 18 what else could we have done? We sent a message loud and clear that no matter what you do or how you do it we will always find out, one way or another. My daughter learned that message early on and there is very little that she hides from me.

    February 6, 2009 at 9:49 am

  6. Joe

    I actually agree with GoK, your hubbie’s quite skilled. Not only did he cover her up, but more importantly he ensured that her heat factor didn’t suffer too much for it.

    When I was 18, the internet was not yet a phenom.

    I had to get the older boys to buy the magazines and pay them a hefty commission for it.

    Kids today have it too easy.

    February 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm

  7. Heeeeee! So so awesome! 😀

    February 10, 2009 at 9:30 am

  8. Matt Lesoine

    Awesome? Perhaps from a simply technological standpoint. However, from a social/psychological standpoint this could very possibly, maybe, perhaps give his physical urges a negative connotation. Doubtful but possible.

    It reminds me of a story from my mom’s first year teaching kindergarten. She scolded a boy and told him, “Bring whatever you’re playing with back there up here and put it on my desk.” Then he stood up with his dick in his hand. She figured that if she made a big deal out of it, it might ruin him for life so she said, “There’s a time and place for everything and kindergarten at the Hamilton Elementary School is NOT the time or place. Next question?”

    Though in all seriousness that chick is pretty hot…

    February 10, 2009 at 9:50 am

  9. Matt Lesoine

    I think the belly chain is a nice touch.

    February 10, 2009 at 9:51 am

  10. Sirop, you made it. I’m glad to see you here.

    Matt if you look real close you can see her nipple ring. go ahead, keep looking.

    February 10, 2009 at 11:35 am

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