Stop making fun of short bus riders and stimulate me, damn it. I need money to well…stimulate me.
Yes, your joke was funny but only if it came from someone like me because, even, I know when it’s appropriate. Tisk tisk, you’re very disappointing. I don’t care who you were sitting across from and trying to impress but it didn’t work. Oh, and wipe that smug look off your face it’s getting on my fucking nerves.
So, all I got to say to you is, “SHOW ME THE MONEY!”
Mama, needs a vacation and some shoes and some clothes and new furniture and new patio furniture and surround sound and a pool… and I think I want a motorcycle, too.
My daddy always taught me to dream big.