Life As I See It


…if I don’t have to pay any household finances and is now asked to help out a bit this would be half mine…technically, right? 



52 responses

  1. sweet lookin ride. wanna share?

    May 19, 2009 at 12:46 am

  2. It’ll cost you.

    May 19, 2009 at 6:58 am

  3. Oooh… nice!

    May 19, 2009 at 4:23 pm

  4. ill pay. in kind.

    May 20, 2009 at 12:51 am

  5. Kind what? I only take cash.

    May 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm

  6. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. American muscle. Is that your car? What is it?

    Low-profile tyres on a good set of alloy wheels TURN ME ON.

    May 21, 2009 at 9:58 pm

  7. It doesn’t take much to turn you on, eh?

    It’s a Dodge challenger. And it’s my husbands. I would prefer a Harley. That car does nothing for me, unless I’m driving it and that’s not going to happen anytime soon…or in my life time.

    May 22, 2009 at 8:43 am

  8. No, not much at all, and that’s a good thing, I think.

    I just looked up the specs for that car. Wohohohohoho! For someone who drives a 993 cc car on 12″ wheels, a 5.7 litre petrol V8 producing 375 bhp is OHMYGODPLEASEDON’TSTOPMAKINGTHATCARBEFOREIHAVEACHANCETODRIVEONE.

    A Harley, eh? You’re an interesting woman, Cap’n. I’m trying to dig up some dirt on you from your archives.

    May 22, 2009 at 9:56 am

  9. You don’t need to dig, just ask.

    May 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm

  10. I love fast.

    May 22, 2009 at 1:50 pm

  11. So, did you find anything interesting?

    May 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm

  12. Well yes, but I don’t want to make you feel bad. So no.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm

  13. What’s that suppose to mean?

    May 22, 2009 at 2:17 pm

  14. Ok Cappie I have to sleep now, so let me skip waiting for you to say you won’t feel bad, and just say:

    (a) You’re a grandmuzzer; wasn’t expecting that; even if the url 1966 has significance, that makes you younger than my folks and they certainly aren’t grandmuzzers;

    (b) You either have nice hair or are hot;

    (c) That last may be inappropriate, but hey, Monty was hitting on you up above too.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:17 pm

  15. Oh there, you replied.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:18 pm

  16. A grandmother? I wasn’t expecting it either. But I got over it.

    And Monty always hits on me. What’s new. And I am hot. I think.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:25 pm

  17. I thought you were gonna say something to hurt my feelings.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:25 pm

  18. Show me.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:28 pm

  19. And my url is absolutely correct. It’s the only way I remember how old I actually am.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:29 pm

  20. Well, when I remind some of my friends that they’re like thirty, they get all upset. So I thought the grandmother thing might make you feel old. And I’m very sweet, so I wanted to avoid that. You being a lady and all.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:29 pm

  21. Show you what?

    May 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm

  22. Hmm. So 43. Son is 18. So you were definitely childbearing at 25. Assuming your daughter is 3 years older than your son, plus two years for Lexi, that means you had her at 20. Which is plausible.

    That would also make her about my age.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    • Do my calculations make any sense? I think not.

      May 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm

  23. The only thing that gets me through being a grandmother is looking at my granddaughter everyday and hearing every reaction when she calls me granny, “oh no you’re not a grandmother you can’t be.”

    And the best is going out with my daughter and having young guys try to pick me up. Or every one thinking we’re sisters. It does wonders for your self esteem and it annoys the piss out of my daughter.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    • Do you go out without the men a lot?

      May 22, 2009 at 2:38 pm

      • Depends on where I’m going.

        May 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm

  24. exactly. You really did your research.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm

  25. She is 5 years older than my son.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm

  26. As I am my brother. If our families were triangles, we’d be similar, but not congruent.

    That may be the geekiest thing I’ve said this year.

    So, tomorrow then.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:43 pm

  27. Night.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:49 pm

  28. Oh– in case it wasn’t clear earlier: Respect.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:55 pm

  29. I have a lot of repect.

    May 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm

  30. R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

    May 23, 2009 at 10:45 am

  31. That’s the first time I’ve seen Aretha perform. They weren’t joking about her bust.

    May 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm

  32. micky

    I’ll bet the passenger seat smells like box and the drivers seat smells like ass

    May 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm

  33. micky

    I had an RX-7 in 1989 that kicked the shit outta one of those.
    Off the line.

    Its a funny story actually.
    My daughters mother and I just came out from a drive in movie and some burrito head pulled up next to us in one like that. (Liberals, dont get all sensative, my daughters mother was Mexican also)As we were waiting for the light to change he was checkin out her tits. She was like 8 months pregnant and they were gugomongous. He could only see her from the boobs up cuz of the door. He kept reving his engine, acting all cool and shit, flickin his eyebrows, smiling like a dork. The light changed, I popped the clutch at 8000 RPM and took off like a fuckin slingshot leaving the guy a block away before he knew what hit him. As I got going into 3rd gear she blasted me upside the head and screamed at me to knock it off, so I did. As I slowed down he went flying past me going about 80 or 90 with a cop on his ass. A couple blocks down the road we passed him getting pulled over by the cop.
    I honked, we both flipped him off and the cop waved.

    May 23, 2009 at 9:08 pm

  34. Eight thousand rpm?!?

    Please, one of you hold on to your sports cars until I have enough dough to take them off your hands.

    May 24, 2009 at 7:47 am

  35. If you save your money you’ll have enough to buy your own car.

    I love fast cars as long as I’m driving them. We use to have a 73 nova that was pretty fast, after my husband rebuilt the engine. (like 5 times because of him racing) He didn’t really like me to drive it but I had to for a while until I got my own car. I remember driving home from work all the time and the Puerto Ricans would stand on the corner staring at me while I waited for the traffic light to change. Once it changed to green, I left dust in their face as I burned rubber down the road. Yeah, I was cool.

    May 24, 2009 at 9:19 am

  36. That was when I learned what the red oil light meant.

    May 24, 2009 at 9:21 am

  37. Hence, my husband nick name was rod knock.

    May 24, 2009 at 9:21 am

  38. Also, Mick, it’s good to see you around. I’ve been missing you.

    May 24, 2009 at 9:30 am

  39. micky

    RX-7s have rotary engines with 30% less moving parts. This why their allowed to rev that high without blowin up. On the tach you’ll see the red line higher than that of a traditional combustion engine that relies on a cam shaft to move things around. You ca get a lotta torque outta those little fuckers because theres not as many parts to keep up and stay in sync with each other.

    Today I’m driving a Ford Focus, stock everything and a bicycle. married, kids, domestic engineer, professional moonbat assasin.
    No sports cars. If I lose a little more hair, maybe put on some more weight I’ll invest in the toupe` and the little red convertable.
    And no, I’m not talkin bout the ginger kid with both sets of genitals.
    The Porsche Boxter in black metal flake maroon.

    May 24, 2009 at 10:17 am

  40. Oh that’s right, Mazda is famous for that. Sweet.

    Ruddy Rod Knock sounds pretty cool, racing and building engines. What does he do, if ya don’t mind?

    May 24, 2009 at 11:50 am

  41. She looks hot. Or is that a he?

    May 26, 2009 at 7:18 pm

  42. Depends on the tranny

    May 26, 2009 at 11:59 pm

  43. micky

    Write somethin bitch !

    June 9, 2009 at 7:31 pm

  44. I bought a plane ticket and I’m on my way to Hawaii.

    June 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm

  45. Stand at the gate with a sign that says, Cap is the best, and I’ll know it’s you.

    June 10, 2009 at 9:24 pm

  46. micky

    You want to take the #55 circle island bus. When you get to to the Pali hwy in Kailua transfer to the #65 “Kaneohe Kahaluu” bus. When you get to the McDonalds across from the Japanese cemetary you passed it two stops ago.
    Theres no gate in front of my place but I’ll be next to the mail boxes

    June 11, 2009 at 12:18 pm

  47. Mick, I have $3,478.34, left to save. I’ll see you in say…927 days.

    June 15, 2009 at 9:15 pm

  48. micky

    I’ll send one of my boys to get you.
    He’ll be the guy with the tattoe on his forehead that says, ” I looked at mick the wrong way”.

    June 16, 2009 at 9:21 am

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