Life As I See It

Word Of The Day….

AMPLE….fully sufficient, more than adequate, plentiful, large, spacious, roomy, liberal.

*  Of large or great size, amount, extent, or capacity: as in an ample living room… not fat women. 

*  Large in degree, kind, or quantity:  as in ample reward.  

*  More than enough:  as in ample evidence.  Not in more than enough women.   

Sorry men but there isn’t any nice way to tell women about the way they look.  I don’t care how you put it, what words you use or the tone in your voice, you should never, ever, ever comment on a woman’s size, in a bad way.  EVER!

Unless, it’s about her feet.

…and ample?  Give me a fucking break.  If you’re trying that hard to be nice you might as well use the word fat. 

Men!  Go fuck yourselves. 

 

 

   

 

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8 responses

  1. i think the correct word for such circumstances is voluptuous.

    September 24, 2009 at 12:16 am

  2. Oh, Monty, you have a way with words. Either, that, or you’re just good at sucking up.

    September 24, 2009 at 6:39 am

  3. I’m both.

    September 25, 2009 at 1:46 am

  4. I’m sure you are.

    September 25, 2009 at 6:37 am

  5. I’d offer a demo. But I cant be that nice. Not even to you.

    September 25, 2009 at 7:44 am

  6. I wouldn’t expect anything different. Not even from you.

    September 25, 2009 at 8:24 am

  7. The fact that you don’t expect anything, means that you expect indifference.

    By that count, you’re still guilty of having expectations.

    Hypocrite.

    September 25, 2009 at 8:31 am

  8. Huh?

    September 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm

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