“Hi, it’s Dad, from Florida…is anyone home? It’s Florida calling. It’s Dad from Florida …calling to say, hi.”
Who the fuck else would it be? I only have one dad and unless the dead have cell phone connections that I’m not aware of, then it could only be one person. He’ll even leave a personal message on my cell saying, “It’s dad calling from Florida, I just wanted to see…blah, blah, blah.”
Does he think I’m that stupid that I forget where he lives everytime he calls?
This annoys the piss out of me to no end.
You have no idea.