Here’s Your Sign
I love Bill Engvall and he’s famous for his comedy title, “here’s your sign.”
Last week, I was in the bathroom, which is at the top of our steps and I could here my son stomping up the stairs and then pausing, outside the door. “Mom?”
Oh dear God, can’t I ever be left alone, “Yeah!”
“I need chap stick.”
“For what you lips?” With my hands clinched and my eyes closed, I thought, here it comes.
“No, my asshole is dried and cracked, I thought I would use it for that.”
I deserved it.