Just When I Thought I Didn’t Have It Anymore
I was in BJ’s today, doing some food shopping. And if you read my pathetic thing, I call a blog you should know that I would rather stick needles in my eyes then food shop. There weren’t many people, so rushing around between carts was a whip.
Then the announcement came over the loud speaker. “We are offering a free paring knife to all of our valued customers. There is no purchase necessary. Please proceed to the left in the back of the store, where the blue podium is.”
Just get me the fuck out of here. Until, I had to run to the back of the store because I forgot something. And you got it, I had to walk right past the blue podium where the man was talking about, who knows what, when he leaned forward and said, “come on over for a free knife.”
“No thank you, with my mental state right now, I’m forbidden to carry any sharp paraphernalia.”
The man was speechless. I love when I do that.