Life As I See It

Cookies Of Fortune

My fortune cookie just said to pay attention to my nonverbal cues and try turning it down.

What do you think that means?

19 responses

  1. micky

    Merry Christmas bitch !

    December 26, 2009 at 9:03 pm

  2. Eh, Fuck It

    Mick’s right. It means Merry Christmas, bitch!

    December 27, 2009 at 9:12 pm

  3. Merry Christmas, Fucker. I’m looking at my comment list and thinking, where the hell did they comment because that’s not my post. It took like a minute before I went to the site and remembered, I put that post in as filler.

    Happy New, too. Before I forget.

    Mick, do you believe it’s been two years that you, Heather and I, met on New years with our three day banter. And now look at us we’re like family.

    December 28, 2009 at 10:02 am

  4. Eh, Fuck It

    Somewhere, an uber-race of inbred aliens is jealous. They can’t hang! They can barely type!

    December 28, 2009 at 9:15 pm

  5. micky

    “Somewhere, an uber-race of inbred aliens is jealous.”

    Oh, trust me, they’re fuckin everywhere.

    December 30, 2009 at 7:12 pm

  6. Eh, Fuck It

    Whatever the case, auld acquaintances, love, health and happiness be yours in 2010. “Here’s to you,/and here’s to me;/hope we never disagree./But if we do,/the hell with you;/and here’s to me.” 🙂 HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    December 30, 2009 at 9:01 pm

  7. micky

    Yes, may the good things come your way as easy as it would be to blow them outcherass.

    Love, peace, goodwill to mankind and all that shit.

    December 30, 2009 at 10:10 pm

  8. Yeah, yeah, yeah…ditto and all that stuff. Not doing anything tomorrow night. Hm…don’t know how that happened. Bob has to work all day so he won’t be much fun.

    We could have a reenactment from two years ago.

    December 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm

  9. micky

    Yeah, right, thats just what I want to do. hang out with a bunch of self absorbed Ambrosia chomping cucumber eye patch avocado facializing lonely and horney suburbanite housewives
    Last time I barked at the moon with my dick in my hands it resulted in a couple restraining orders that expire tomorrow night.
    How convenient.

    December 30, 2009 at 11:35 pm

  10. You love me.

    December 31, 2009 at 8:32 am

  11. micky


    December 31, 2009 at 11:07 am

  12. Eh, Fuck It

    I fucking love both of you. So fuck off.

    December 31, 2009 at 9:37 pm

  13. Right back atcha, and that’s like all the time not just sometimes, too.

    December 31, 2009 at 9:49 pm

  14. micky

    More often than not.

    December 31, 2009 at 10:25 pm

  15. you wouldn’t know what to do without me, Mick.

    December 31, 2009 at 10:41 pm

  16. micky

    My boy and I are gonna go blow something up now.
    See ya later 🙂

    Oh, Happy New year all.
    There was a time when I was wondering if I’d make it this far and because of good people like yourselves were reminded why its important to hang in there.

    January 1, 2010 at 12:49 am

  17. Unbalanced hormones.

    Cappie is now crying, you’re the best Mick. It’s people like you that don’t judge people like me, that remind people like me, that there really are people out there like you.

    Happy New Year.

    January 1, 2010 at 11:04 am

  18. micky

    GROUP HUG !!!

    January 2, 2010 at 12:12 pm

  19. micky

    Fortune cookie.

    Looks like a pussy with a string hangin out of it.
    If you pull on the string you’ll get your fortune alright. I dont know if that would include having a cookie to eat unless you’re some kind of warped but preferential vampire.

    The again, if it were a chocolate kiss and you pull on the string the analogy would be shit and all it says is “Her…She”.

    Rambling, somethin to think about when theres no thoughts left or you’re some tanking failing comedian reaching for material

    January 2, 2010 at 1:26 pm

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