Happy New Year
My best friend and cousin who, I confide in, the deepest darkest secrets ever sent me a text this morning that says, you make me smile. I felt loved…until I scrolled down and read send this to every person on your contact list.
I text her back and said, “I don’t want no massive text, I want something personal and from the heart.”
Her: “Eat me…personal enough?”
Me: “I thank you from the bottom of my vagina to the top of my G-spot. It will be forever yours.
Her: Hahaha..it was always mine, bitch.
Me: That’s right but sometimes, I lend it out.
Now that’s what I call love, personal and from the heart.