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“Being a generous sort, I just wish I could do more to bring the joys of sex and the thrill of orgasm into the lives of more women.” ~unknown author

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84 responses

  1. micky

    “unknown author”

    Thats fucking creepy

    May 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm

  2. Maybe I should add you name to it? What’s so creepy about it?

    May 19, 2010 at 3:17 pm

  3. Many rapists and peodophiles wish to share their “gift” with others. These psychopaths end up getting pissed when rejected and then kill.

    “Being a generous sort’

    If you’re fucking generous creep why dont you give us your name and pic ?

    “I just wish I could do more to bring the joys of sex ”

    Whats joyful sex for you ?
    Baseball bats with nails pounded into them ?

    Creepy

    May 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm

  4. It’s not creepy. I know who said it. I just wanted to see how you would react.

    …and pretty much any kind of sex is joyful to me.

    May 19, 2010 at 8:36 pm

  5. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Você é verdadeiramente profético, meu caro Cappie.

    Mister Mick reação foi exatamente como você previu.

    Meu nome é para os meus amigos, que me conhecem como Antonio, e também, CE-TFM. Você pode me chamar de senhor Villas Boas, o Sr. Mick. Até você se qualifica como um amigo, o que é. Que eu espero que seja logo.

    May 19, 2010 at 11:53 pm

  6. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Permit me to translate that for Mr. Mick, Cappie.

    You are truly prescient, my dear Cappie.

    Mister Mick’s reaction was just as you predicted.

    My name is for my friends, who know me as Antonio, and also, C.E.-T.F.M.. You may call me Senhor Villas Boas, Mr. Mick. Until you qualify as a friend, that is.

    Which I hope will be soon.

    May 19, 2010 at 11:56 pm

  7. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Senhor Mick said:

    Many rapists and peodophiles wish to share their “gift” with others. These psychopaths end up getting pissed when rejected and then kill.

    Você fala como alguém que é conhecedor de estupradores e pedófilos, o Sr. Mick. Que possamos orar, para o bem-estar dos inocentes, que não são logo rejeitadas?

    Permit me once again to translate for Senhor Mick.

    “You speak as one who is knowledgeable of rapists and pedophiles, Senhor Mick. May we pray, for the welfare of the innocents, that you are not soon rejected?”

    Ou, eu fiz-lhe uma injustiça da minha tradução do crude “peodophiles”? Se for esse o caso, pode levar o meu próximo encontro amoroso de minha senhora morder minha língua em punição para o meu obtuso e observação insensível. Certa vez, utilizou a expressão coloquial americano, “Bem, morder minha língua!” Eu acho que ultimamente ter minha amiga fazer o dever é muito mais emocionante, não?

    “Or, did I do you an injustice in my crude translation of “peodophiles”? If that is the case, may my next amorous encounter lead to my lady biting my tongue in punishment for my obtuse and insensitive remark. I once used the colloquial American expression, “Well, bite my tongue!” I think lately that having my lady friend do the duty is much more exciting, no?”

    May 20, 2010 at 1:23 am

  8. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Sr. Mick é certamente livre com suas opiniões desinformadas. Posso perguntar-lhe, Sr. Mick, uma pequena pergunta para que possamos conhecer melhor, talvez? A simples resposta sim ou não será suficiente.

    “Sr. Mick is certainly free with his uninformed opinions. May I ask you, Sr. Mick, a short question so that we may perhaps become better acquainted? A simple yes or no answer will be sufficient.”

    Faça o seu pneu mulheres de ser mantido em um leash, Sr. Mick?

    “Do your women tire of being kept on a leash, Sr. Mick?”

    May 20, 2010 at 1:36 am

  9. prescient? Welcome, Mr Antonio, C.E.T.F.M, and most certainly come back.

    May 20, 2010 at 7:16 am

  10. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Um feliz aniversário e próspera para você, Sr. Mick.

    Salve suas sementes.

    “A happy and prosperous birthday to you, Sr. Mick.

    Save your seeds.”

    May 20, 2010 at 9:02 am

  11. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Bom dia, Cappie. Espero que você tenha um dia quente e agradável, na Cidade do Amor Fraterno.

    “Good morning, Cappie. I hope you have a warm and pleasant day in the City of Brotherly Love.”

    May 20, 2010 at 9:07 am

  12. The only thing this city gives me is smogged filled lungs and road rage out the ass.

    May 20, 2010 at 1:53 pm

  13. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    A raiva da estrada será o tema de um próximo e-mail.

    Preste atenção para que Cher seg.

    “Road rage will be the topic of a forthcoming email.

    Watch for it, mon Cher.”

    🙂

    May 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm

  14. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Não duvidaria enrage Sr. Mick, sem trocadilhos.

    “It would not doubt enrage Sr. Mick, no pun intended.”

    Então, por causa dos inocentes, eu recomendo que você tome cuidado em divulgar a ele.

    “So, for the sake of the innocents, I would recommend you use caution in disclosing it to him.”

    Em outras palavras, Hola!

    Um termo novo objectivo que eu aprendi com a minha filha. Isso pode significar uma série de coisas, dependendo de seu contexto. Assim como os meus comentários podem ser mal interpretadas pela franja reacionário quando são tomadas fora do contexto em que foram proferidas. Mas isso é a vida, não?

    “In other words, Hola!

    A new all purpose term I’ve learned from my daughter. It may mean a number of things, depending on its context. Just as my remarks may be misinterpreted by the reactionary fringe when they are taken out of the context in which they were uttered. But that is life, no?

    May 20, 2010 at 5:00 pm

  15. “I just wanted to see how you would react.”

    Hmmm… yeah, creepy if you dont know whos wishing you orgasms.
    ===================================================================

    HEY TACO HEAD !!!!
    FUCK OFF !
    What are you ? Some kinda self absorbed looking atcherself in the mirror jacking off fucking Don Juan ?

    “Sr. Mick is certainly free with his uninformed opinions. ”

    And would you care to embelish me with some facts to controvert my statements besides gargling a mouth full of fucking squid ceviche` ?
    Read this, if you can. Then we’ll decide whos informed to other aspects aside from their idiocies.
    http://samvak.tripod.com/faq29.html

    May 20, 2010 at 5:11 pm

  16. Antonio Villas Boas (1934-1992) was a Brazilian farmer claimed to have been abducted by extraterrestrials in 1957.

    Your dead motherfucker.
    And you talk about me being uninformed ?
    I got news for you. I was born in 57, what your exerienced probing your asshole was no alien, although I wasnt a naturalized American til I was 8.
    But I digress, you’re dead, or my unsaved seed brought you back to life 53 fucking years later.

    Luv ya, Happy Birthday to me.

    🙂

    May 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm

  17. Now its time to clarify since I’ve got my ya ya’s off.

    Stalkers prefer to remain anonymous to avoid detection.

    I have no “women”.
    My beautiful 120 lb. wife is an Aikido master ( think Steven Segal) whom even I with 40 years of Kempo Karate under my belt would never try to leash.
    If you wish her orgasms and claim anonimity and by chance she finds out you go by the name Sr. Antonio Villas Boa its all the same and she’ll fuck your shit up ten ways to next week.

    And yes, I’m having a good time right now

    May 20, 2010 at 6:09 pm

  18. “Villas Boas”

    Village of snakes ?

    Or….. The Village people wearing nothing but Boas ?

    May 20, 2010 at 7:44 pm

  19. It’s your birthday?

    May 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm

  20. Did I miss something?

    May 20, 2010 at 7:57 pm

  21. Happy fucking birthday.

    May 20, 2010 at 7:58 pm

  22. anonymous

    Thank you…thank you very much

    May 20, 2010 at 10:43 pm

  23. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Poderíamos concluir a partir de seus comentários que o Sr. Mick estava tendo um dia de raiva em seu aniversário. Tão triste. Talvez sua daninhas foi menor do que puro. Você tem a minha simpatia, Sr. Mick.

    A mente é uma coisa terrível a desperdiçar, como você bem sabe.

    Tanto tempo vitríolo de digerir, e tão pouco para responder. Por onde começar é o desafio que enfrentamos.

    Talvez devêssemos começar com mulher bonita Sr. Mick, já que ele foi tão generoso se a trazê-la para a discussão. Estamos a assumir que ela se parece com Steven Segal? mestre de Aikido? Será que algum tipo de alfa-cadela oriental, ou é a minha tradução não me? Você é certamente um homem auto-confiante, Sr. Mick, a admitir em público que sua esposa é um cão que nos lembrar de Steven Segal.

    Eu luto com o seu idioma Inglês e metáforas, que você vê, por isso pleitear a sua indulgência para o meu tipo de interpretação.

    —–

    “One might conclude from his comments that Sr. Mick was having an angry day on his birthday. So sad. Perhaps his weed was less than puro. You have my sympathies, Sr. Mick.

    “A mind is a terrible thing to waste, as you well know.

    “So much vitriol to digest, and so little time to reply. Where to begin is the challenge I face.

    “Perhaps we should begin with Sr. Mick’s beautiful wife, since he was so generous himself to bring her into the discussion. Are we to assume she looks like Steven Segal? Aikido master? Is that some kind of alpha-female oriental dog, or is my translation failing me? You are certainly a self-confident man, Sr. Mick, to admit in public that your wife is a dog who would remind us of Steven Segal.

    “I struggle with your English language and metaphors, you see, so plead for your kind indulgence of my interpretation.”

    —————–

    —————–

    May 21, 2010 at 2:18 am

  24. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Você se sente melhor agora, Sr. Mick?

    Todos os seus amigos, e eu me incluo entre eles, embora tenhamos encontrado apenas recentemente, certamente espero que sim.

    Por sua causa, e por causa de sua bela esposa e filhote adorável. A sua esposa demonstrar ciúmes quando o outro cão humps sua perna? Isso poderia ser uma fonte de sua angústia. Pense sobre isso.

    “Do you feel better now, Sr. Mick?

    “All your friends, and I count myself among them although we’ve only recently met, certainly hope so.

    “For your sake, and for the sake of your beautiful wife and lovely puppy. Does your wife demonstrate jealousy when the other dog humps your leg? That could be a source of your angst. Think about it.”

    May 21, 2010 at 2:21 am

  25. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Você me humilde, Sr. Mick, com sua pesquisa em minha vida e os acontecimentos que transpareceu. Uma nota de cautela é necessária, no entanto. Não coloque demasiada fé na exatidão das contas populares como os derivados da internet.

    O rapto foi real, eu lhe garanto. Após a interrupção do que assustador da minha vida, muitos poderes estranhos e maravilhosos que misteriosamente foi concedida a mim. Confesso que eu estava tão confuso por eles, como você deve ser conversar comigo sobre eles, uma vez que equivocadamente pensam que eu sou falecido.

    Talvez possamos continuar este diálogo em outro ponto do continuum espaço tempo, quando você é mais bondoso. Isso terá de ser depois que você teve tempo para se recuperar de sua experiência infeliz com o doobie aniversário. Estou certo de que você entende.

    Até então, por favor, dê minha mais alta consideração a sua adorável esposa. Que ela “vai foder minha merda até dez maneiras para a próxima semana” é uma metáfora que, infelizmente, eu me esforço para compreender. Posso olhar para a frente de seu conhecimento carnal de dez encontros no futuro próximo para durar sete dias? Se assim for, agradeço antecipadamente. Isso é uma oferta muito generosa. Permitam-me uma pergunta. Será que ela engole?

    “You humble me, Sr. Mick, with your research into my life and the events that transpired. A note of caution is necessary, however. Do not place too much faith in the accuracy of the popular accounts as derived from the internet.

    “The abduction was real, I assure you. Subsequent to that frightening interruption of my life, many strange and wonderful powers have mysteriously been bestowed upon me. I confess that I was as bewildered by them, as you are to be conversing with me about them, since you mistakenly think I am deceased.

    “Perhaps we can continue this dialogue at another point in the space time continuum when you are more kindly disposed. That will have to be after you’ve had time to recover from your unfortunate experience with the birthday doobie. I am sure you understand.

    “Until then, please give my highest regards to your lovely wife. That she “will fuck my shit up ten ways to next week” is a metaphor that unfortunately I struggle to comprehend. May I look forward to carnal knowledge of her for ten encounters in the near future to last for seven days? If so, I thank you in advance. That is a very generous offer. Permit me one question. Does she swallow?”

    May 21, 2010 at 2:50 am

  26. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Sr. Mick, seu interesse quanto à minha aparência é lisonjeiro. Vou tentar satisfazer a sua curiosidade. Devo adverti-lo mais uma vez que, assim como biografias na Internet, há muito sobre a minha imagem que fica por dizer. Entre os poderes estranhos e misteriosos que foram concedidos a mim durante o seqüestro foi um assustador abiity tomar muitas formas e se adaptar à psique do observador. Um resultado é que, se duas pessoas me vêem simultaneamente, cada um pode ver algo diferente. Como, mas não completamente o mesmo que, se você vê um copo de água que é parcialmente cheio, você poderia dizer que é meio cheio, ou você poderia dizer que é meio vazio, enquanto que um engenheiro iria olhar para ela e simplesmente dizer que alguém usou o errado vidro de tamanho.

    Por favor, perdoe minha divagações. Eu sei que você é uma pessoa impaciente, mas ainda há muito a compreender a apreciar o que poderá em breve ter o privilégio de ver.

    Deixo-vos por agora com este pensamento. O tempo voa como uma flecha, mas as moscas de fruta como bananas.

    Adios, Amigo!

    —–

    “Sr. Mick, your interest as to my appearance is flattering. I will attempt to satisfy your curiosity. I must warn you again that, just like internet biographies, there is much about my image that is left unsaid. Among the strange and mysterious powers that were bestowed upon me during the frightening abduction was an abiity to take many forms and to adapt to the psyche of the observer. An outcome is that if two persons view me simultaneously, they might each see something different. Like, but not quite the same as, if you see a glass of water that’s only partially filled, you might say it’s half full, or you might say it’s half empty, while an engineer would look at it and simply say someone used the wrong size glass.

    “Please forgive my ramblings. I know you are an impatient person, but there is much to understand to appreciate what you may soon be privileged to see.

    “I will leave you for now with this thought. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like bananas.

    “Adios, Amigo!”

    May 21, 2010 at 1:49 pm

  27. micky

    Sr.
    you’re an idiot who fabricates crap out of pure cloth just to sound as if you’ve got something relevant or intelligent to say.
    I quit reading your crap right after you shit rigged the constructed guess of my wifes appearance and went straight to comments not giving a fuck what else you had to say.
    You’re real brave behind the keyboard, arent you punk ?
    No one gives a fuck about your stooooopid Latino renditions and translations. On topics that actually matter I spit two bit punk trolls like you out my ass all day long… and get paid well for it
    Get the fuck over yourself..

    You’re dead.

    P.S.

    Cappys seen my wife, she’ll tell you shes beautiful.

    May 21, 2010 at 3:46 pm

  28. micky

    Oh, by the way, get yourself a sense of humor that doesnt laugh at your own shit

    May 21, 2010 at 3:48 pm

  29. Mick, your wife is beautiful. How’s that dog hangin? Does he like you, yet. Do you want a cat? I’ll ship him for you. His name is Fluffy.

    May 21, 2010 at 4:04 pm

  30. Sr. Antonio, do you really know Portuguese or are you using a really good translator.

    May 21, 2010 at 4:05 pm

  31. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Seu idioma Inglês é o desafio, Cappie.

    Grande parte do discurso civil está dentro de minha capacidade. Para os mais obsceno e vulgar ventings que por vezes se encontra em um local como este, devo contar com um serviço de tradução. Mais de um intérprete, um tradutor que, na verdade. O que eu uso só está disponível para mim, e aqueles que passaram por experiências semelhantes à minha. É uma máquina muito avançada que está instalado na nave-mãe que muitas vezes paira sobre o cume do Monte Shasta.

    Os seres que operam nesse navio e seus aparelhos maravilhoso ter sido confuso se a devaneios que parecem vomitar diante como uma erupção vulcânica de merda do teclado do Sr. Mick. Incitam-me a ser paciente e compassivo com ele, pois já vi isso antes.

    —–

    “Your English language is the challenge, Cappie.

    Most civil discourse Is within my capabilities. For the more obscene and vulgar ventings that one sometimes encounters in a venue such as this, I must rely on a translation service. More of an interpreter than a translator, actually. The one I use is available only to me, and those who have endured similar experiences to my own. It is a very advanced machine that is installed in the mother ship that frequently hovers over the summit of Mt Shasta.

    “The beings who operate that ship and its wonderful devices have been bewildered themselves at the rantings that seem to spew forth like a volcanic eruption of bullshit from the keyboard of Sr. Mick. They urge me to be patient and compassionate with him, for they’ve seen it all before.”

    May 21, 2010 at 5:30 pm

  32. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Sr. Mick diz-nos que ele é bem pago pelo que faz.

    Alegremo-nos pela sua boa sorte em encontrar um nicho entre aqueles que estão sempre dispostos a pagar para a vulgaridade.

    Saúde, Sr. Mick

    ——

    “Sr. Mick tells us that he is paid well for what he does.

    “Let us rejoice in his good fortune in finding a niche among those who are always willing to pay for vulgarity.

    “Saúde, Sr. Mick”

    May 21, 2010 at 6:35 pm

  33. Are you fucking portugues goat herder on mountain top?

    May 21, 2010 at 6:47 pm

  34. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Sua pergunta tem quatro condições, Cappie.

    Três dos quatro não é um palpite ruim. Eu não me envolver em bestialidade, ao contrário do Sr. Mick, se assim se pode confiar em seu comentário.

    ——

    “Your question has four conditions, Cappie.

    “Three of four is not a bad guess. I do not engage in beastiality, unlike Sr. Mick, if one may trust his commentary.”

    May 21, 2010 at 8:01 pm

  35. micky

    “Most civil discourse Is within my capabilities.’

    Unfortunately your cababilities are minimal and hypocritic…at best.

    Initially my first comment was in response to the anonimity of the author of said quote in the post.
    Your ass decide to respond in like to me…

    Sr. Boas;
    “Do your women tire of being kept on a leash, Sr. Mick?’

    So spare usall this gradiose bullshit image you’re trying to project that paints you as somehow the custodian of proper decorum and civil discourse.
    You’re a fucking nimrod who likes to hear himself yap even if it means loking like the biggest self conflicting fucking idiot hypocrite i’ve met since I was on a team fucking for the sake of virginity.
    For 15 years now I’ve worked with addicts and alcoholics and am one myself as well.
    In order to have the access I’ve had to clients I’ve had to pass the state exam on addiction and substance abuse.
    In my years of study and experience its all too clear to me and many professionals above my pay grade that these individuals who wish sexual gratification upon others while choosing anonimity are more likely than any other demographic to have issues of violence, narcissism and violence.
    I’ve supplied you with documented references to back my claims to which you’ve ignored and have yet to controvert or intelligently approach the issue only to make piss ass little high school grade insults to my person and private life.
    Any returns from you that go to anything other than the topic of stalking narcissistic predators and their wish to “gift” the world will be ignored.

    tootles

    May 21, 2010 at 9:20 pm

  36. micky

    “Mick, your wife is beautiful. How’s that dog hangin? Does he like you, yet. Do you want a cat? I’ll ship him for you. His name is Fluffy.”

    Nah, but thanks
    We already have a Himalayan Siamese thats plenty fluffy and keeps Rocky plenty busy.

    May 21, 2010 at 9:26 pm

  37. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Seu currículo não solicitado deixa de impressionar, Sr. Mick.

    As ruas estão cheias de valorização de auto-professos, todos trabalhando para melhorar a sorte dos seus companheiros viciados e alcoólatras. Se você é o verdadeiro negócio, sua energia seria melhor gasto por sair e trabalhar entre eles do que tentar impressionar aqueles que realmente não se preocupam com o seu passado sombrio, ou o seu wallowing presente em uma poça de obscenidade vulgar.

    Você realmente deve relaxar e se recuperar da viagem ruim você obviamente tomou como parte de sua festa de aniversário. Não é um sinal de recuperação do exercício da vontade para resistir à tentação? Eu não vou mais longe neste caminho de pesquisa para conduzir a revelações que estão mais bem guardados na privacidade do paciente / Relações terapeuta. Não tenho nenhum desejo de penetrar lá. Também não tenho qualquer paciência para ler seu diatribes não solicitadas emprestado e reforçado pelo seu vasto leituras em psicologia pop.

    Estou ansioso por ouvir de você quando você está se sentindo melhor. Talvez um tempo “fora” dos rigores do blog postando seria benéfico? Espero que vocês tenham um fim de semana agradável.

    —–

    “Your unsolicited curriculum vitae fails to impress, Sr. Mick.

    “The streets are full of self-professed recoverers, all working to improve the lot of their fellow addicts and alcoholics. If you are the real deal, your energies would be better expended by getting out and working among them than in trying to impress those who really don’t care about your dismal past, or your present wallowing in a puddle of vulgar obscenity.

    “You really should relax and recover from the bad trip you obviously took as part of your birthday celebration. Isn’t a sign of recovery the exercise of the will to resist temptation? I will go not farther along this path of inquiry for it leads to revelations that are best kept in the privacy of patient/therapist relations. I have no wish to intrude there. Nor have I any patience to read your unsolicited diatribes borrowed from and bolstered by your vast readings in pop psychology.

    I look forward to hearing from you when you are feeling better. Perhaps a “time out” from the rigors of blog posting would be beneficial? I hope you have a pleasant weekend.

    May 21, 2010 at 11:53 pm

  38. No no no no.

    I meant to say are a fucking portuguese goat herder living on a mountain top.

    Not are you fucking one. Sorry.

    May 22, 2010 at 12:06 pm

  39. All right…all right.

    I guess you had to be there when the quote was said. I suppose any stranger, to the words, would probably think the way you did, Mick. I just went back and read it and put myself in your shoes. I guess it does sound kinda pediphilish and psychopathish…

    …but put my name behind it and then what do you think?

    May 22, 2010 at 12:12 pm

  40. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Sr. Mick demonstra as características da mentalidade pós-moderna liberal: impaciência com as opiniões dos outros, uma atitude de assédio moral no discurso público, a dependência de obscenidade para intimidar o adversário e dar ênfase ao seu comentário bloviating próprio, uma atitude hipócrita aprovada na ausência de qualquer conhecimento factual dos problemas na mão, e uma hostilidade aberta que mal esconde a patologia de uma personalidade profundamente reprimido. Além de que ele é um cafajeste e um furo.

    boor: camponês – um rude bruto pessoa mal-educada falta de cultura ou refinamento

    furo: uma pessoa que evoca o tédio

    Arrependa-se conselheiro, e curar a si mesmo antes de contestar a motivação ou o caráter de um estranho.

    —–

    “Sr. Mick demonstrates the traits of the post-modern liberal mindset: impatience with the opinions of others, a bullying attitude in public discourse, dependence on obscenity to intimidate his adversary and add emphasis to his own bloviating commentary, a self-righteous demeanor adopted in the absence of any factual knowledge of the issues at hand, and an overt hostility that thinly veils the pathology of a profoundly repressed personality. Beyond that he is a boor and a bore.

    “boor: peasant–a crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement

    “bore: a person who evokes boredom

    “Repent counselor, and heal thyself before challenging the motivation or character of a stranger.”

    May 22, 2010 at 5:30 pm

  41. FYT

    Mick, I think he’s calling you a liberal. Also, I love and miss you both, but blog reading and writing are nearly impossible from an iPhone. So I’m a non-surfing asshole now, but I wanted to remind you you’re in my heart every day. Want to know how much I love youse? I’m reading on a screen the size of an index card, and had to type this with one finger. Anyway, fuck Steve Jobs. And Mick, FYT. Love, H

    May 22, 2010 at 7:06 pm

  42. What the fuck is FYT? Oh…I get it. I love it. Get rid of the index card and get a real screen. Do you love me, too? I love you. Love all around.

    May 22, 2010 at 8:10 pm

  43. “Mick, I think he’s calling you a liberal.”

    More proof what a fucking contemptuous prejudgemental bitch idiot he is. (sound familiar?)
    =================================================================
    (pssst ! hey asshole, yeah you, dead guy)

    You still havent done anything but launch ad homin BS on the issue saying I’m uninformed with nothing to bolster that sht and then proceeded to attack me personally which is more a moonbat trait than anything when they cant argue the issue.
    You’re the fucking epitome of exactly what you espouse myself to be…another backasswards self conflicting hypocritical moonbat trait.
    I may have a nasty mouth, so what ? DidI call your wife a dog for no reason ?
    Did I asuume by questionaire that you have kennel of bitches on leashes ?
    No, I made a statement backed by reputable references that you’ve yet to refute
    I’ve dealt with punk trolls like you for years, shit like yours rolls off my back.
    Oh, by the way, the “Sr. Villas Boas ” shtick is lame.
    You could take some pointers from Keywork if you wanna run a shtick.
    At least his shtick allowed for group creativity and improvisation that Cappy, myself and a host of others enjoyed and played into for almost a year. We had a blast
    Simply said..
    Your idea sucks…big time
    Heres just a small sample of what I think of schmucks like you, I’m a liberals worst nightmare.

    I decided to do a little psyche evaluation on these guys, and here’s what I came up with.

    1. At the most basic level, the liberal is an adolescent forever in search of a world without moral consequence.

    2. Freedom from moral consequence can only be secured by a collectivist, totalitarian state.( FEAR OF MORAL CONSEQUENCES)

    3. Liberals use moralistic tones and catch-phrases like “social justice”, but their only moral is the accumulation of power

    4. Liberals ideologies tend inevitably towards world-wide totalitarianism. (FEAR OF THE ONE)

    5. All non-sexual individual freedoms are despised by the liberal because they demand moral responsibility. (FEAR OF ACCOUNTABILITY)

    6. The fundamental power struggle of the liberal is individual v. collective. The individual must be relieved of all power in favor of the collective. (FEAR OF THE ONE)

    7. Individualism demands moral responsibility. Collectivism hopes to eliminate the need for moral responsibility.

    8. The U.S. Constitution – specifically the individualistic Bill of Rights – is the enemy of the liberal.

    9. The liberal despises the United States because it is the premier guarantor and promoter of individualism in the world.

    10. All institutions and concerns – schools, environment, courts, etc. – serve no relevant purpose other than the promotion of collectivism.

    11. Abortion is necessary to guarantee genital freedom and eliminate moral consequence.

    12. The basis of psychology is the elimination of moral responsibility.

    13. The liberal must create an atmosphere of crisis and fear to justify collectivist oppression.

    14. Any religious person who believes or promotes moral consequence is the enemy of the liberal and must be oppressed. ( YOU FEAR A GOD YOU SAY DOES NOT EXIST)

    15. Despite decades of spectacular failure, the liberal clings to the collectivist dream because it is far more than a theory of government. It is a religion.

    17. The liberal seeks to dominate any institution which can weaken or destroy individual parental rights – public schools, child abuse agencies, pediatric associations, etc.. (FEAR OF INDIVIDUAL THOUGHT)

    18. The liberal applauds the imprisoning of homeschooling parents who dare to raise their children outside the control of collectivist public schools. (FEAR OF LOOSING A MEMBER OF THE BORG)

    19. Private ownership of guns is the single greatest symbol of individual power, and therefore despised. (SCARED SOMEONE IS GOING TO SHOOT THEM, AND THEY SHOULD BE)

    20. All individual freedoms demand the responsible behaviour of the individual, and therefore demand a moral code. Liberals despise freedom because they despise morality.

    21. The liberal loves Bill Clinton because of who he is, not in spite of who he is.

    22. The liberal despises national sovereignty which protects individual freedoms.

    23. The liberal promotes international governments (UN, EU, etc.) which seek to destroy individualism protected by sovereign states.

    24. The liberal fears any hint of individualism in any part of the world, and is obsessed with the centralized control of all human activity and thought.

    25. “Multi-cultural-ism” is the code world for a single, oppressive, collectivist culture.

    26. Liberals speak often of tolerance, but only tolerate liberals.

    27. The liberal seeks to criminalize any speech which promotes morality or individualism as “hate speech”.

    28. Environmentalists lie as a matter of course.

    29. The liberal’s only method of debate is to insult and discredit anyone who dares to disagree.

    30. When possible, liberals oppress anyone who questions their beliefs.

    31. Liberals despise all innocence – especially the innocence of a child.

    32. Liberals seek the sexualization of children and the normalization of pedophilia, all in the pursuit of genital freedom.

    33. In the liberal mind, your freedom is their oppression.

    34. Private property and individual wealth is integral to individualism, and the enemy of the liberal.

    35. The liberal hates you.

    ==================================================

    36. The liberal seeks to replace a moral world view with an emotional world view.

    ==================================================

    37. The liberal typically chooses a career which produces nothing of value – lawyer, bureaucrat, “activist”, etc. – and uses government to extract the wealth of others.

    38. Liberal programs enrich liberals and do little to help the poor.

    39. The liberal despises masculinity as a symbol of individual power.

    40. Feminists groups are about lesbianism and socialism, not equal rights for women.

    41. Liberals are perfectly willing to destroy you financially, remove your children, and imprison you for what you believe.

    42. Liberals fear technology and change – because neither can be centrally controlled.

    43. Liberals are not obsessed with sex, but with promiscuity. Promiscuity is the dominate theme of the liberal media culture.

    44. Liberals despise the suburbs as a manifestation of individual prosperity, private property ownership, and the family.

    45. Liberals despise marriage and family because they are institutions which frown on promiscuity.

    46. Liberals are never satisfied with the power they have gained over the lives of individuals – they must control every thought and detail of human activity.

    47. Liberals seek to control public schools, and force all children into them, in order to foster promiscuity and collectivist ideology in children.

    48. Other diseases kill millions more, but liberals are obsessed with Aids because it is a moral consequence of promiscuity.

    49. Liberals are more committed than conservatives because their politics is also their religion.

    =================================================

    50. Liberal activities are all about ego – to demonstrate “I care more than you do” without really helping anyone.

    ==================================================

    51. Whenever a liberal expresses concern “for the children”, they are using and targeting children to expand promiscuity, collectivism, and their own pocketbooks and egos.

    52. Because collectivist politics is their only morality, liberals have no problem with deceit, oppression, or violence in their pursuit of collectivism.

    53. Liberals are elitests who exempt themselves from the oppressive rules they impose on the general population.

    ================================================

    54. Liberals howl if a transvestite or convicted felon is even slightly offended, but openly bash Christians.

    ==================================================

    55. Liberals dream of a return to a centralized, 1940’s urban environment. We all ride the bus from a small, dirty, big city apartment to an 8-5 union job.

    56. Liberals believe that wealth is static – anyone who makes money must be stealing it from someone else.

    57. Liberals claim to be against violence, but makes excuses for liberals like Castro who torture political dissidents.

    ==================================================

    58. Liberals have enormous compassion for criminal predators, but little for the victims.

    ==================================================

    59. In the liberal world, all problems stem from individualism, and all solutions are collective.

    60. Liberals believe that passing religious values to children is a form of child abuse

    And you ever want to really get your ass kicked up between your ears instead of the metaphorical resemblance I see on screen you can meet me here..
    http://www.tygrrrrexpress.com/

    May 22, 2010 at 8:34 pm

  44. And here…

    http://www.rightpundits.com/

    Bring it on bitch

    May 22, 2010 at 8:38 pm

  45. A) You gave me the name prejudgemental bitch three years ago, I own that mother fucking name so you can’t just go give it away because I earned it.

    B) Antonio is really not a punk troll.

    C) We did have fun at Key’s didn’t we?

    D) And where is FYT? Tell her to get using that I thingy and start coming around more often.

    May 22, 2010 at 8:54 pm

  46. micky

    Okay, hes an asshole whos so fuckin confused everyone else around him is scratching their heads.

    (Whos FYI ?)

    May 22, 2010 at 10:03 pm

  47. micky

    FYT… sorry… whos FYT ?

    May 22, 2010 at 10:04 pm

  48. She signed it, H. You don’t who she is.

    F.uck Y.ou T.oo

    Get it now? You’re not use to having a little yapper humping your leg are you? You sound like you’re back to normal. Everything okay over there?

    May 22, 2010 at 10:21 pm

  49. micky

    Everythings cool
    Key had his baby…

    http://helterskeltertops.blogspot.com/

    May 22, 2010 at 10:24 pm

  50. micky

    I dont know where to find Heather, Goose…

    May 22, 2010 at 10:25 pm

  51. micky

    He doesnt yap.
    Matter of fact hes pretty quiet.
    The cats bigger than him, he fucked her head up pretty good. She didnt come out for days.
    The roosters are 5 times bigger than him, they dont come round anymore

    May 22, 2010 at 10:28 pm

  52. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Sr. Mick, peço-vos para relaxar e recuperar seu equilíbrio antes de explodir uma vedação. Vou dar-lhe um tempo para começar o seu juízo juntos. Entretanto, e sem arrependimentos ou desculpas falsas, permitam-me lembrá-lo que eu recuso, como dizem no Cinturão de Catfish do seu Brasil, escolher a merda com as galinhas.

    Enquanto o seu volume longa ainda está fresco em blog estimado Cappie, deixar-me levar um elogio despertando para a sua recitação de ter downs conservadora do liberalismo. Tenha cuidado para não torcer o tornozelo quando você descer do seu palanque. Agora cabe a você começar a viver de acordo com as normas que defendem. Andar a pé, Sr. Mick. Falar é barato.

    —–

    Sr. Mick, I beseech you to chill out and recover your equilibrium before you blow a gasket. I will give you a time out to get your wits together. In the meantime, and with no regrets or false apologies, permit me to remind you that I refuse to, as they say in the Catfish Belt of your United States, pick shit with the chickens.

    While your lengthy tome is still fresh on Cappie’s esteemed blog, let me lead a rousing cheer for your recitation of conservative take downs of liberalism. Be careful not to twist your ankle when you step down from your soapbox. Now it behooves you to begin living up to the standards you espouse. Walk the walk, Sr. Mick. Talk is cheap.

    May 23, 2010 at 12:41 am

  53. Matt Lesoine

    Glad I stopped by…

    May 23, 2010 at 1:57 am

  54. I know mick and she’s beautiful.

    You’re not gonna the Goose anywhere she stopped blogging. She stops in once in a while but that’s about it.

    Matt is that all you have to say. It’s feast or famine around here you know what I mean?

    May 23, 2010 at 7:15 am

  55. micky

    “Sr. Mick, I beseech you to chill out and recover your equilibrium before you blow a gasket.’

    Fuck off asshole.
    I dont like your funky weird ass, get it ?
    I could give a fuck what you think is going to blow unless you’re going to drop your face in my lap.

    Once again, unless you can actually make some point not to do with my person you’re nothing more than an insecure little fucking weasel with nothing more to do than make youself look dumber than you already have.
    You’ve been invited to engage me on issues that are of some relevance. Obviously you’re so freaking small in the head the forum is beyond you.

    May 23, 2010 at 1:23 pm

  56. micky

    Thats so so sad.
    Heather is one of the best conveyors of thought on paper I’ve ever met.
    Wish I had her ability to express the way she does.
    If you run across her tell her I said “fuck you very much”.

    May 23, 2010 at 4:15 pm

  57. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Sr. Mick é um exemplo brilhante de um lugar comum habitante da blogosfera, o orador caixa de um menino-sabão, que prevê a sua própria torcida. Independentemente da idade cronológica, eles demonstram a característica comum de serem emocionalmente e intelectualmente preso na adolescência.

    Contracção do produto de trabalho disponíveis de mentes mais maduras, elas plagerize livremente, apresentando o trabalho dos outros como seus próprios. Pontuação e gramática, bem como paciência e bons modos, sendo estranho ao seu estágio de desenvolvimento, eles recorrem a blefe, arrogância, bloviating, bullying, obscenidades e vulgar para reforçar a sua própria auto-imagem inflada.

    —–

    “Sr. Mick is a brilliant example of a common place inhabitant of the blogosphere, the one-boy soap box orator who provides his own cheering section. Regardless of chronological age, they demonstrate the common trait of being emotionally and intellectually stuck in adolescence.

    “Borrowing on the readily available work product of more mature minds, they plagerize freely, presenting the work of others as their own. Punctuation and grammar, as well as patience and good manners, being alien to their developmental stage, they resort to bluff, bluster, bloviating, bullying, and vulgar obscenities to reinforce their own inflated self image.”

    May 23, 2010 at 8:35 pm

  58. micky

    ” they demonstrate the common trait of being emotionally and intellectually stuck in adolescence’

    hey, I’m not the one pretending I’m some dead schuck who was probed up his ass by some aliens and from conclusions liked it so much he wants to keep re-living it.
    I come here to be vulgar…idiot…get over it

    “Borrowing on the readily available work product of more mature minds, they plagerize freely, presenting the work of others as their own. Punctuation and grammar, as well as patience and good manners, being alien to their developmental stage, they resort to bluff, bluster, bloviating, bullying, and vulgar obscenities to reinforce their own inflated self image.”

    When you use someones work and you quote them,make sure you give credit by listing the source.
    Otherwise its called and spelled “Plagiarie” not “plagerize”

    Fuckin idiot

    May 23, 2010 at 9:43 pm

  59. micky

    Not to speak much for my keyboard skills.
    correction..
    “plagiarize”

    May 23, 2010 at 9:44 pm

  60. No grammar or spelling corrections allowed in my home.

    May 23, 2010 at 10:36 pm

  61. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    É de se esperar que o Sr. Mick é um especialista na ortografia do plagerize, já que ele tem, obviamente, sido objecto de críticas tão frequentemente. Peço desculpa, Sr. Mick para o erro ortográfico de seu passatempo favorito. Foi um soluço infeliz na transmissão da mensagem do motor interpretar a bordo da nave-mãe. A mudança repentina no fluxo de jet afetou a densidade do cristalino em que o navio estava escondido, e tinha de acelerar rapidamente para evitar a detecção pelos olhos curiosos dos huggers árvore liberal que habitam Monte Shasta e McCloud. O navio está agora pairando sobre Weed, Califórnia, onde sua presença é sempre tomado como um bom presságio de uma colheita abundante.

    —–

    “It is only to be expected that Sr. Mick is an expert in the spelling of “plagerize,” since he has obviously been subject to the criticism so often. I apologize, Sr. Mick for the misspelling of your favorite past time. It was an unfortunate hiccup in the transmission of the message from the interpreting engine aboard the mother ship. A sudden shift in the jet stream affected the density of the lenticular within which the ship was concealed, and it had to accelerate rapidly to avoid detection by the prying eyes of the liberal tree huggers who inhabit Mt Shasta and McCloud. The ship is now hovering above Weed, California, where it’s presence is always taken as a good omen for a bountiful crop.”

    May 23, 2010 at 11:22 pm

  62. micky

    ““It is only to be expected that Sr. Mick is an expert in the spelling of “plagerize,” since he has obviously been subject to the criticism so often. I apologize, Sr. Mick for the misspelling of your favorite past time.”

    I’ll bet you cant back that up.

    You’re the ultimate plagiarist moron.
    You took the identity of a fucking dead man for yourself.

    Good grief, I’ve never seen anyone contradict, lie and fuck themself as much as you.
    Actually I have, you’re a close second or third.

    Anyway, I’ve got some more pressing issues to tend to that demand more than the meanial addicting and simple task of pointing out your idiocy.
    I’ll be waiting for your documented examples of my plagiarism.
    Until then, and I’ll keep my word this time and ignore your pathetic ass

    Happy probing

    May 23, 2010 at 11:49 pm

  63. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Nós tivemos a semana de folga para um bom começo, Sr. Mick.

    Você prometeu manter sua palavra. Um passo em frente muito importante. Boa sorte para você.

    Eu também aprecio o seu gesto atencioso de querer me “sondagem feliz.” Que normalmente é o que tem tudo a ver, não?

    Como se costuma dizer para baixo em Pratt e Whitney fábrica de motores a jato, “No impulso nós confio!”

    —–

    We have gotten the week off to a good start, Sr. Mick.

    You have promised to keep your word. A very major step forward. Good luck to you.

    I also appreciate your thoughtful gesture of wishing me “happy probing.” That is usually what it is all about, no?

    As they say down at Pratt and Whitney’s jet engine factory,”In thrust we trust!”

    May 24, 2010 at 3:51 pm

  64. You bunch of psychos 🙂

    May 25, 2010 at 6:51 am

  65. You aint seen nothin.
    If you’ll notice I was absent the week the moon was fullest

    June 5, 2010 at 11:42 pm

  66. Probing some aliens ass, “not” one of those extraterestrials, with a dead Boa was first on the list.

    June 5, 2010 at 11:45 pm

  67. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    Ah, mais uma vez, Sr. Mick tem aparecido, nos abençoando com sua marca própria assinatura de flatulência crepitative.

    Será que você aproveite o total da lua, Sr. Mick? Você não estava sozinha, você sabe.

    O conselho de anciãos, a bordo do navio-mãe tinha enviado um observador
    para monitorar seu progresso em direção a promessa de manter sua palavra.

    Tenha vergonha que falharam, para um novo empreendimento é muitas vezes cercada de costas cair para más maneiras de idade. O observador continuará a pairar sobre você, apenas fora de sua base humana campos de percepção.

    Aqui está o que você pode ver se você possuir os conhecimentos para perceber o mundo estranho e maravilhoso dos alienígenas que tão arrogantemente blasfemar: o vigia, Sr. Mick.

    —–

    Ah, once more Sr. Mick has appeared, blessing us with his own signature brand of crepitative flatulence.

    Did you enjoy the full of the moon, Sr. Mick? You weren’t alone you know.

    The council of elders aboard the mother ship had dispatched a watcher
    to monitor your progress toward the promise of keeping your word.

    Be not ashamed that you have failed, for a new endeavor is often beset with fall backs to bad old ways. The watcher will continue to hover over you, just out of your base human perceptional fields.

    Here is what you might see if you possessed the insights to perceive the strange and wonderful world of the aliens you so cavalierly blaspheme: your watcher, Sr. Mick.

    June 6, 2010 at 9:09 pm

  68. Sr. Antonio Villas Boas

    O conselho dos anciãos me deu permissão para compartilhar com os leitores Cappie de algumas das informações que conseguiram reunir sobre você, Sr. Mick. Esta imagem é um exemplo revelador das percepções pessoais sobre você contida no seu processo.

    ——–

    The council of elders has given me permission to share with Cappie’s readers some of the intelligence they were able to gather about you, Sr. Mick. This image is a telling example of the personal insights about you contained in their dossier.

    June 6, 2010 at 9:25 pm

  69. Who farted ?

    June 7, 2010 at 11:30 pm

  70. A hard man is good to find.

    June 7, 2010 at 11:32 pm

  71. Wasnt responding to you, was I asshole ?

    Unless you’re loggin in 2 different names.

    And for the record, I doubt anyone on this blog would share anything about me with you.

    June 7, 2010 at 11:37 pm

  72. Alien Ass Probe

    Say something human female

    June 12, 2010 at 8:33 pm

  73. I’m trying. I just haven’t had time to sit down and write. You know me….

    Procrastination.

    June 12, 2010 at 11:25 pm

  74. :P

    Yeah. This is the guy they were looking for. Jack the Ripper.

    June 13, 2010 at 12:24 am

  75. Alien Ass Probe

    Good grief ! That only took a whole fucking month !

    Thank you P for reinstalling my faith in humanity.
    yes, Jack and the statement are creepy

    June 13, 2010 at 6:32 pm

  76. I like your new screen name. Maybe that’s what I need an ass probe.

    June 13, 2010 at 8:40 pm

  77. ….and welcome, :P.

    June 13, 2010 at 8:41 pm

  78. I was thinking, do I really have to put that colon in front of that letter P everytime I address you in a comment. Well…yeah…guess not since it’s an emoticon for that smiley in the above comment.

    So, just plain P it is. Or Pee…..

    June 13, 2010 at 8:45 pm

  79. Alien Ass Probe

    Its P when it spots your wheelchair.
    Its Pee when its on someone else

    June 13, 2010 at 10:40 pm

  80. Alien Ass Probe

    Someone say colon ?

    June 13, 2010 at 10:43 pm

  81. Yeah, how’s yours doing?

    June 14, 2010 at 4:05 pm

  82. Alien Ass Probe

    My colon was always fine… it was my ASSHOLE !
    The rim, the poopchute, the brown star.
    Takin a shit for 6 months was like crapping a fucking Redwood full of porcupines outcherass.
    Every morning after my dose of morphine I’d go to the crapper with a rag in my mouth so the neighbors wouldnt hear me scream and call the cops like they did one time, thinking someone was being murdered.
    Then, after that, I’d lay on the bed in a fetal position for 1/2 an hour crying and shaking while my wife held me.

    Good times, but enough about me already.
    Hows yours ?

    June 14, 2010 at 7:04 pm

  83. Micky

    Wow, with that last post I should really change my moniker back

    June 14, 2010 at 7:06 pm

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