Country Is Whaaaaaat?
Before I continue I must welcome back a long time blogger friend, Single with a side of pity, please. We use to call her…well, I don’t think she wants to go there but we call her, Nikka, now. Although, she promised to come back in full swing she hasn’t written anything in a while but I’m not one to talk.
Last weekend, or I should say two weekends ago because that’s how long it takes for me to put a post together….fucking ADD, I attended an all day concert event for 92.5 WXTU at the Susquehanna Center in Camden, NJ. I knew I was in Camden because every car looked like this….
…either that or we were in the deep south. But I’m pretty sure it was Camden because…that’s right folks we tailgated for five hours directly next to a heaping pile of scrap metal and no porta potties. I don’t have a problem peeing anywhere but when you are squatting between two car doors and all you see is pee streaming down, with people all around, and you’ve taken vitamin B that morning it really doesn’t sit to well.
Have I mentioned that XTU is a country music station? And have I also mentioned that I don’t listen to country music? So, you’re probably thinking why did I go to a concert where there was music I particularly didn’t care for. Well….because it was FREE and I do anything as long as it’s free.
I actually thought there would be more real country people there. Ya know, the whiskey drinkin, unshaven, no teeth mother fucker scratchin the head wondering why the couch in on the front porch and not inside, county people. But there wasn’t, just perverted guys looking for a good time and all they got was a smooch from me to my friend…poor fellas.
There wasn’t even one song that I knew but it was the best fucking concert I’ve been to in a long time and no lines in the women’s bathroom made it even better. I hate when I have to use the men’s room.
I guess the good tailgating had something to do with it, too.