People Piss Me Off
It’s not the big heartbreaking problems that get to me but just the opposite. It’s the little irritating piss ant things that crawl beneath my skin that turns me into someone who wants to take my nails and dig out the eyes of those in my path.
I’m pretty much a laid back kind of a person. I let most things roll off my back in just a few minutes but there are few select things that really annoy me. Some to the extent where I have to retaliate. Here are just a couple…
Horn beeping…the only reason someone should beep their horn is to let the other person know your there because they are not looking and they are about to back into your car. There is no reason to beep your horn for doing the speed limit especially if it’s a school zone. There is no reason to beep your horn because you stopped at the yellow light instead of going through it. There is no reason to beep your horn if your head is down for just a second and the light turns green. (I usually give 3-4 seconds before I give them a heads up beep.) And there is no reason to beep you horn if you’re making a left hand turn and cars are still coming in the opposite direction. Beeping is not going to get you anywhere and if I’m behind the wheel you’ll usually get a verbal ‘fuck you’.
And 2) Don’t ask me senseless, the answer is right in front of your face, questions. It drives me absolutely insane. You can’t even use, making idle conversation, an excuse because if someone wanted to comment on your toe ring they should say something like, “I like your toe ring,” not, “Is that a toe ring?” No dude I had my clit pierced what the fuck do you think it looks like? Grrrr…..