Life As I See It

You’re What?

“Mini you have to start cleaning up after yourself. I ain’t your fucking maid. I’m gonna start putting your dirty dishes on your bed.”

“Mom! I’m reading the bible.”

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10 responses

  1. Monty

    I’ve heard of that book somewhere…

    September 30, 2010 at 3:19 am

  2. How ironic for an atheist, eh?

    September 30, 2010 at 12:27 pm

  3. Yeah, cleanliness is closest to Godliness.
    I had a slob roomate. She’d come home everynight and leave her Lowenbrau bottles, full ashtrays, burger wrappers and shit for me to see first thing in the morning in my living room.
    After repeated request to clean her shit up before shr crashed I told her from now on I’m going to collect all your mess in a hefty bag. Since you like being surrounded by your own shit so much I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. When that hefty bag is full to the brim I’m gonna dump it all on you one night while you’re sleeping.
    I did it.
    She cried.
    I kicked her out.
    Fuckin slob

    September 30, 2010 at 11:03 pm

  4. My husband said the same thing. Take all the dirty dishes and put them on her bed.

    The last time I said something she said in a nonchalant way, “I don’t do that.”

    “Excuse me? You don’t do what?”

    “I don’t clean.”

    October 1, 2010 at 7:38 am

  5. ““I don’t clean.”

    Remind me to never eat your snatch

    October 1, 2010 at 12:19 pm

  6. I didn’t say that my daughter was referring to housework you dumb fuck.

    And just remember I’m sweet tasting even to the tongue.

    October 1, 2010 at 6:31 pm

  7. hey, I’m happily married, but whats a guy to think when he hears that ?
    Shes a child, gotta give em slack but I just couldnt pass that one up.

    My sons always harping on and on about his “freedom”.
    This “freedom” somehow has him under the delusion that his life is to be void of cleaning up your shit behind you.
    I told him, yeah, you can be free of anything in any context but when you bring home that honey and your place looks like a landfill shes gonna wonder if you maintain yourself the same way.
    Gives “his junk” a whole new meaning.
    And yes, you will be free. Free of female companionship and a slave to monkey spanking.

    October 1, 2010 at 8:57 pm

  8. Testing…1…2…3… test

    October 8, 2010 at 11:19 pm

  9. Mick, either your life is just as pathetic as mine or you’re just a loyal friend that keeps coming back to check on me. 😉

    October 9, 2010 at 8:19 am

  10. Actually having some weird posting problems.
    I can post at Right Pundits off AOL but not Int Explorer.
    Int Explorer works for everything else but that one sight.
    Tried everything, re-installing, firefox, java, adobe…

    I’m all outta “what the fuck”s

    October 9, 2010 at 12:29 pm

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