Life As I See It

So…Now Toys Make You Fat

I’m appalled. Outraged.  Disgusted.  Repulsed.  Should I go on?  San Francisco wants to ban McDonald’s from putting toys in their happy meals. Whaaaat? Are you fucking kidding me? No, I heard it specifically on The Today Show this morning.

This is because they think the toy is a reward for a child eating an 800 calorie meal which in turn is making your child fat. Please folks wake up and smell the coffee. First of all making a healthy eating environment for your children should not consist of eating at a fast food restaurant on a regular basis let alone even once a week. The meal should be the reward in itself not the toy. So feeding your child an 800 calorie meal once a month as a reward for good behavior or good grades or good listening skills will not make a difference in your child’s healthy eating habits.  If they even have one.  And do you really think that taking that toy out will stop them from eating it. NO! Because that will just give them the excuse to get the big mac meal they really wanted in the first place but decided on the happy meal because of the toy.


Yes, they do have a low calorie menu but what kid wants fucking salad happy meal with a toy.

See this is what pisses me off. No one wants to take responsibility for their poor choices. They are always pointing their finger and blaming the other guy. If their children are fat it’s the fast food restaurants fault. If they get a DUI it’s the bartenders fault. If the government is falling apart after two years they blame it on the guy before them. Does it ever end.

I say keep the fucking toy in the box. If you don’t want you kid to eat 800 calories stay the fuck home.



Now if McDonald’s just puts a veggie burger in that big mac sauce and I’ll be good to go.


8 responses

  1. Micky

    we all know you use sausage for toys

    November 4, 2010 at 6:38 pm

  2. Micky

    Arent you glad the governments watching out for you ?

    obamacare will soon dictate much more than what you eat.
    Anything that’ll drive up the cost of federal healthcare will be out lawed. The car you drive, where you live,your sex partners

    November 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm

  3. What a swell guy…

    I guess the sausage toy better not come with batteries then, huh?

    November 4, 2010 at 9:27 pm

  4. Micky

    Then the greeniacs would insist they be rechargable. course the ben wa made of mexican jumping beans is enviro freindly

    November 6, 2010 at 11:50 am

  5. Wascally Wabbit

    This blog is making me fat.

    November 8, 2010 at 9:05 pm

  6. stop eating the toys.
    Ever try to pass Buzz Lightyear thru your colon ?

    November 8, 2010 at 10:23 pm

  7. No but I’ll bet Woody would be a pleasure.

    November 9, 2010 at 8:07 am

  8. Dont choke on the splinters

    November 9, 2010 at 3:02 pm

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