Life As I See It

Moonshine Follies In Atlantic City

Are you fucking kidding me?  All week I’ve heard on the news how inappropriate this billboard, hanging in the stream of them along the Atlantic City expressway, is to the naked eye; more so to the eyes of their children.   I’ve heard how this naked ass embraced with strings of beads is not fitting for their young children to see.  I guess because a two year can look up at the photo and know exactly what it means or the nine year has never seen one before.

I’ve heard words like daunting and pornography and disturbing.  I’d like to know what perfect little world these people are living in because I would like to be invited.

All I have to say is…

Do you take your children to the beach?  I see more ass at the Jersey shore than I do on that billboard.

Do you take your children to the zoo?  Twice in my lifetime, once at the Philadelphia Zoo when my children were under 10, we watched and listened to the tortoise making a blissful shrieking sound that echoed through the entire zoo while she was attached from behind by a male tortoise.  Our children watched in bewilderment with their eyes glued to the animals and asking, “Mommy what are they doing?”

The second was in Disney at Animal Kingdom when an ape chased his female friend until he caught her, pinned her down and started fucking her like no one was watching.


And have you been to Walmart lately?  Yeah, good ole Walmart where the prices are cheap and so are the customers.


So don’t tell me this billboard is in anyway inappropriate, daunting, disturbing or any other despicable word you can come up with to satisfy your supercilious attitude.  Get over yourself.  Wake up and smell the coffee.  Get with the program. This is 2011.  Your children’s eye’s will not project from their sockets or put evil sexual thoughts in their heads from looking at this well rounded voluptuous moon shine.  Trust me.  Find a new endeavor.  There are other ways to make a statement.

You’re an ass.


6 responses

  1. Micky

    This is no doubt protests coming from the right and those trying to impose their morality on us.
    They’re an embarrasment to conservatives and Christians such as myself.
    They’re out there. Get used to em.
    While you’re at it.
    Tell em to cover that guys ass whos nailed to the cross

    February 12, 2011 at 7:20 pm

  2. talfonso

    I’m offended by the billboard, yes, but at least the owner has the right to put it up near the ACX. Maybe he might have the right to put up a lot of thong-adorned a***s on billboards lining the New Jersey Turnpike!

    I had seen a show on a Carnival Cruise and it featured THONGS. I wasn’t even bothered by it! LOL!!! XD

    February 12, 2011 at 10:29 pm

  3. Talfonso, what about this poster offends you? I don’t get it.

    And if you ask me it looks like her ass has been air brushed because it’s not the same color as the rest of the skin. It could be the picture. I haven’t seen it in person.

    And why would this billboard offend you and watching a Carnival Cruise show featuring thongs doesn’t.

    February 12, 2011 at 11:26 pm

  4. Mick, maybe the right should mind their own business when it comes to morality.

    February 12, 2011 at 11:30 pm

  5. Micky

    It works both ways cappy.
    The left imposes its sense of morality as well via global warming, race, tax only the successful etc…
    As you know I stand pretty firm on the right but adhere to no organized religion be it Christianity, Islam, or even environmentalism which is no doubt the religion of the left.
    Kill yourself and save the planet ?
    Man is the enemy of the earth ?
    No matter how clean you live your life you’re fucking up the planet and anyone with any morals should return to the days of horse and buggy or just rid the planet of your existence ?
    In this case you bet both my nuts that a protest like this would more than likely come from a far right moral majority.

    Insanity has no ideology

    February 14, 2011 at 9:07 pm

  6. I agree, Mick. Each side has its own vice and frankly nowadays I really don’t like either side. You know me. I don’t know much on the subject but I’m learning. I’m also not one for organized religion and it seems what I am learning always boils down to religion.

    I’d just assume get rid of every fucking person in the government and start new.

    Oh, and I’m all for the horse and buggy gig, except I would need a government official to follow me around to pick up the horse shit.

    February 15, 2011 at 4:25 pm

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