Moonshine Follies In Atlantic City
Are you fucking kidding me? All week I’ve heard on the news how inappropriate this billboard, hanging in the stream of them along the Atlantic City expressway, is to the naked eye; more so to the eyes of their children. I’ve heard how this naked ass embraced with strings of beads is not fitting for their young children to see. I guess because a two year can look up at the photo and know exactly what it means or the nine year has never seen one before.
I’ve heard words like daunting and pornography and disturbing. I’d like to know what perfect little world these people are living in because I would like to be invited.
All I have to say is…
Do you take your children to the beach? I see more ass at the Jersey shore than I do on that billboard.
Do you take your children to the zoo? Twice in my lifetime, once at the Philadelphia Zoo when my children were under 10, we watched and listened to the tortoise making a blissful shrieking sound that echoed through the entire zoo while she was attached from behind by a male tortoise. Our children watched in bewilderment with their eyes glued to the animals and asking, “Mommy what are they doing?”
The second was in Disney at Animal Kingdom when an ape chased his female friend until he caught her, pinned her down and started fucking her like no one was watching.
And have you been to Walmart lately? Yeah, good ole Walmart where the prices are cheap and so are the customers.
So don’t tell me this billboard is in anyway inappropriate, daunting, disturbing or any other despicable word you can come up with to satisfy your supercilious attitude. Get over yourself. Wake up and smell the coffee. Get with the program. This is 2011. Your children’s eye’s will not project from their sockets or put evil sexual thoughts in their heads from looking at this well rounded voluptuous moon shine. Trust me. Find a new endeavor. There are other ways to make a statement.
You’re an ass.