Life As I See It

What Should Your Vagina Smell Like

Okay, last night I had onions in my stir fry and garlic salt on my salad, so, what should my vagina smell like.  Because frankly with me being obsessed with The Doctors these days this is all I’m hearing about.  Pussy…Cocks…And how to have the best orgasm ever.  As if I didn’t know.

Its like 3 pm porn fully clothed with all the information I need to be the sex goddess I was born to be.

I was talking to my friend today concerning one of my previous posts about “down there” and she mentioned that eating to much garlic and onions would cause an onion and garlic odor, y’know, down there.

So, what do you think I did?  I googled it.  And what do you think I found?  Every answer you could think of under the sun.  I hate fucking Google.

I’m a big fresh garlic eater and I’ve never noticed any garlic smell but will be very conscious of it now. You can also bet your sweet fucking ass I sent in an “ask the doctors a question”  about garlic, onions, and how it affects the way your pussy should smell.  The fuckers better answer.

I also think The Vagina Bible should be an essential item that every woman needs have on their must read list.

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21 responses

  1. Antonio

    Os mais velhos, a bordo do navio-mãe ter me aconselhou que, para responder à sua pergunta da melhor maneira, precisamos ter experiência em primeira mão. Comer um pouco de alho, e vamos ficar juntos para uma festa de degustação. Cebola doce, cebolinha, alho, pimentas jalapeño, atum, sardinha, orégano, salsa. A lista é interminável. Você também pode me dizer se há um correspondente afetam envolvendo sêmen, se você seria tão bom. Foi-me dito que não existe, mas é muito sutil.

    —–

    The elders aboard the mother ship have advised me that to answer your question in the best way we need to have first hand experience. Eat some garlic, and we’ll get together for a tasting party. Sweet onions, shallots, garlic, jalapeno peppers, tuna, sardines, oregano, parsley. The list is endless. You may also tell me if there’s a corresponding affect involving semen, if you would be so kind. I have been told that there is, but it’s very subtle.

    February 16, 2011 at 8:06 pm

  2. Everyone knows I don’t kiss and tell.

    But I can tell you this. Your list of cuisine sounds very tasty.

    February 16, 2011 at 8:33 pm

  3. Your Mom, I Said

    You’re such a crackhead.

    February 16, 2011 at 10:17 pm

  4. 🙂

    February 16, 2011 at 10:39 pm

  5. Actually, mom, I pretty much stick with prescriptions.

    February 17, 2011 at 11:41 am

  6. I can also tell you this. There are two people in this world looking for “different kind of pussy” I know this because word press, the magic wander of the world, told me so.

    February 17, 2011 at 11:45 am

  7. Your Mom, I Said

    Ha ha ha ha.

    February 18, 2011 at 10:13 pm

  8. Antonio

    A bordo da nave-mãe a oportunidade de tipos diferentes de amostra do bichano foi “elevado a um novo nível”, como os esportes afficianados pequena faculdade fica dizendo como eles tentam invadir Divisão I da NCAA. Mas eu discordo. Minhas experiências com vaginas extra-terrestre foi estelar, sem trocadilhos.

    Aboard the mothership the opportunity to sample different kinds of pussy has been “raised to a new level,” as the small college sports afficianados keep saying as they hype the little schools attempts to break into Division I of the NCAA. But I digress. My experiences with extra-terrestrial vaginas has been stellar, no pun intended.

    February 18, 2011 at 10:19 pm

  9. Hey dipshit !

    Stop wiping your ass forward !

    February 20, 2011 at 4:02 pm

  10. Anytime I need some pussy all I have to is buy my wife a slab of fresh Ahi for Sashimi. (18.00 a lb.)
    Contrary to popular belief, her pussy does not smell like fish

    February 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm

  11. Where the hell are you ?
    Still scrubbin your pussy ?

    March 2, 2011 at 2:34 pm

  12. I’ve been exorcising and stretching like hell so I can bend over far enough to see if I smell like garlic and onions.

    I’ve been getting ready to visit my cousin in Fl. She lives 20 minutes from Daytona. Next week is bike week.

    Can you imagine Mini and me at bike week. Don’t worry I’ll behave. As far as Mini and coleslaw wresting, I don’t know if I will be able to stop her. We leave tomorrow for a week. Don’t worry I’ll put up pictures.

    March 3, 2011 at 7:33 am

  13. Micky

    “Can you imagine Mini and me at bike week.”

    Seat covers.
    Stay off the handle bars.

    March 6, 2011 at 9:57 pm

  14. Great advice, Mick, thanks. I just wish I would have read that before yesterday. heheheehehee

    March 7, 2011 at 9:35 pm

  15. Well, I guess Japan is hellbent on returning the favor by nuking Hawaii.
    There was Hiroshima, now were getting FUK-US-SHIMA.
    The irony.
    I’m now officially taking donations.
    The most charitable individual can have my house, my Ford, and my dog ‘Batman’.
    Sadly,in this market I wont be able to sell the house before my pecker glows green and falls off. The car will be usesless as the backorderd 1200.00 computer ‘made in Japan’ may never get here, gas is at 4.00 a gallon and rising, the dog loves everyone, he didnt bat an eye or shed a whimper when taken from the last owner.
    By the time the lucky winner gets here he wont be eating much anyway.
    Or will trade for 3 one way tickets to Canada and 90 days motel paid for upfront.
    If I werent surrounded by a population of which 75% voted democratic I might have the incentive and reassurance to stick around.
    Look at it this way.
    If the winner is a liberal he can perish amongst his own and contribute to the depletion of the species most deemed by greeniac moonbats as the most dangerous to the earth.
    Do the right thing.
    Send your bid to http://WWW.INEEDTHEFUCKINGMONEYNOW

    March 16, 2011 at 10:41 pm

  16. Our President has reassured us that we will not be affected by the radiation from Japan.

    And put it this way your pecker might just work better if it glows.

    March 17, 2011 at 9:11 pm

  17. Your link doesn’t work.

    March 17, 2011 at 9:13 pm

  18. Don’t you trust our president?

    March 17, 2011 at 9:13 pm

  19. And it’s about time you commented. I only emailed you a week ago to see if you were all right after I heard that Hawaii had gotten a tsunami.

    March 17, 2011 at 9:16 pm

  20. Yeah, dickhead said “he doesnt “EXPECT” the fallout to harm anyone here or on the west coast”

    His expectations are the last fucking thing thats worked, ever.

    Dont know whats up with my link.
    Some asshole hacked my e mail and sent viagra ads to a bunch of people I do business with.
    I had to alter my address just to get into a couple sites I frequent.
    Son bitch is gonna wish he never used my e mail.
    The drawbacks could be worse than any fucking pill he could try to sell…
    Maybe I should write another story about big steeel alien penises abducting women in alleys

    Muahahahaha !!!!

    Try Firefox.
    http://micky2.wordpress.com/

    March 18, 2011 at 10:02 pm

  21. Sorry, used to use AOL but since shithead hacked my e mail I only go to AOL on my desktop to check my mail.
    I do everything else on my laptop.

    I’m fine, everyones fine.
    Just a little freaked. We did suffer some damage at harbors etc but no casualties.
    The radiation things got everyone concerned mostly because the info is coming from so many sources in so many forms.
    Cant find Iodide pills anywhere, shelves are empty.
    Theres other concerns besides direct exposure.
    Fish migrations, lot of Japanese here with family there, tourism is supported 30% by Japan, auto parts, tecno parts.

    Mostly I’m really worried for Japan.
    They’re about as fucked as any people could ever be.
    Sadly, I think we’ll only know whats being hidden from them/us until its too late.
    These assholes are being very picky about what they say.
    The pandemonium and anarchy could be worse than any minor exposure.
    Look what happened because of one sentence from the Surgeon General.
    Next day there were no Potassium Iodide pills to be found anywhere in the country. People are hourding, buying seeds, shelter kits,geiger counters, and on and on.

    I’ve always been prepared.
    I could feed and fend for my family for 3 months and not have to leave the house

    March 18, 2011 at 10:13 pm

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