Life As I See It

The Royal Wedding

I didn’t purposely watch the wedding, and I sure as hell didn’t get up at 4 am like the of the rest of fucktards with nothing better to do with their lives than to see something that really wasn’t all that exciting.  The only reason I had it on was because I can’t function in the morning without seeing Matt, Meredith, Al, and Ann with a piping hot cup of coffee and my Mac resting delicately on my lap.  It just so happened that The Today Show was covering the Royal Wedding and that is watch.

After all the hype about “The Dress” I was expecting something ravishing and alluring but the minute I turned on the TV my mouth dropped and all that ran through my head was is that, “The Dress”.  Her hair hung as if she slept in those pink sponge curlers that keep your hair wet all night so when you take them out the curls hang in despair.  Her veil was matted to her head like it just came out of the dryer with enough static to keep a Christmas tree lit for weeks.

So as you can see I was forced to watch something that really didn’t matter to me at all.  Although I have to admit it was a pleasure to see The Queen dressed in a canary yellow dress with a matching hat.  No one really had to worry about the sun being out because it was sitting in the first seat.


10 responses

  1. Antonio

    Wedding? There was a wedding? I love wedding cake. Is that the lucky groom in the funky red blazer? Looks like he’s getting her off to a good start…kneeling for his first married blow job?

    May 1, 2011 at 10:11 pm

  2. Micky

    Fuck these hood ornaments.

    Two years from now they’ll find his kiddy porn collection and they’ll both come outta the closet.
    Some poor Oliver somewhere could of lived off the horse feed alone for life.

    May 2, 2011 at 5:43 pm

  3. Micky

    How come all the avatars look like they got baseball bats sneeked up their asses ?

    May 2, 2011 at 5:44 pm

  4. Cake is good especially when it’s licking off to a good start.

    And Mick? I like the look a baseball bat gives when it’s stuck up someone’s ass.

    May 2, 2011 at 8:46 pm

  5. micky

    Happy mothers day…


    May 8, 2011 at 11:55 am

  6. Thanks….


    May 8, 2011 at 9:04 pm

  7. Heather

    This is a word cloud based on the text in this blog. You’re welcome.

    May 10, 2011 at 11:43 pm

  8. micky

    Hey ! Go say hi to Ray (The Antisocialist)

    June 2, 2011 at 11:00 am

    • love you mick going camping bye

      June 3, 2011 at 2:26 pm

  9. micky

    What ???

    No Weiner post yet ?
    Aww, you’re really dissappointing me.
    Orrr, are you and him entering rehab together and the camping story is just a cover ?

    June 17, 2011 at 11:08 am

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