Life As I See It

Happy Birthday To A Friend I Thought Would Never Be.

Five years ago an arrogant, pig-headed, ass of a  man came to my blog and posted a message in the comment section to a fellow blogger because she blocked him from her blog.  He wanted to rectify a miscommunication that had happened a few days earlier.  It went something like this:

Hey capricorn.
The only reason I came was to let it be known that I tried to apologize to heather and Spank.
Unfortunately I have been blocked from her site.
Whats even more unfortunate is that at first I felt really bad. But now I dont. It seems that its prevalent among that crowd to talk shit about someone without giving them the ability to answer back.
Pretty chicken shit, if you ask me.
Please relay my sentiments to Spank letting her know that I think shes a judgmental selective bitch with no guts.
I would never allow someone to be falsely or wrongly spoken of on my blog without letting them have a chance to apologize or defend themselves.

If you want to recap you can read the whole conversation here.

Since then a friendship has grown and in the end I got a big brother I never had.

Happy birthday Mick!  You deserve the best damn birthday party anyone could give. After a long rough life you, and you alone, pulled yourself together and made a life for yourself.  You chose life.  You deserve to celebrate that not just once a year but everyday thereafter, which I’m sure you do.

I hope there are many more.



36 responses

  1. Lucky

    Happy birthday, mick, and congratulations! You found a great friend in Cappie.

    May 23, 2012 at 7:25 pm

  2. antonio

    Feliz aniversário, senhor Mick!

    O Conselho de Anciãos na nave-mãe me pediu para estender os seus melhores desejos para você nesta ocasião auspicioso que é assim difundido entre vocês, habitantes deste planeta muito pequeno. E foi revigorante ler Cappie citação de seu comentário. Obscenidades tão poucos PottyMouth! Caminho a percorrer, Mick!

    Seu amigo,

    May 24, 2012 at 4:37 pm

  3. Tonio? What happen to the translation? How would you suggest I respond to that…

    ldfhlsdhals sodihf aldhfoa aljdfohoa sldkjosei aoh ladhoao;’dfhdoaosoeru0e89r-qfj

    May 29, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    • Antonio

      Senor Mick, sendo um idiota inteligente, pode descobrir isso sozinho, eu tenho certeza.

      Para o resto de nós, só precisamos entrar na festa universal da vida, que é representado pelas tradições de festas de aniversário, bolos, velas e palmadas.

      E durante o tempo que leva Sr Mick para descobrir tudo, parece estar livre de seu esgoto obsceno

      Cappie, paz!.

      May 29, 2012 at 10:44 pm

  4. micky2


    Mucho grassy ass.
    No live obscenities today.

    June 2, 2012 at 9:45 pm

  5. micky2

    Mi sapo es bonita

    June 2, 2012 at 9:46 pm

  6. You agreed with me a while back when I said “I told you so”
    Well, heres my estimation of the most destructive, incompetent man to ever hold the Executive.

    Just like the old adage of seeing something half empty instead of half full, many are viewing the Supreme Court’s decision on Obamacare as a purely negative outcome. Sure, I would have liked the court to rule constitutionally and in a responsible fashion. Sure, I would have preferred the court use the law to base their decision instead of failed socialist ideologies. It would have also been nice to see the court use their power for the good of the nation instead of heading it towards a path ofbankruptcy and despair.
    However, in the Supreme Court’s infinite wisdom they voted to uphold the Marxists principles which Obama holds so dearly. Though many despair because of this mindless decision, I see a positive side that far outweighs the negative which seem to hang so heavily over America’s future.
    Why? The answer is simple and can be summed up in one word: Complacency. It might seem over simplistic but it actually makes sense when you think about. First, you have to ask yourselves what got General Secretary Obama elected? It was the opposite of complacency: Motivation.
    What the Democrats did in the last presidential election was motivate their base to go out and vote in droves. They got them to the polls. Through rhetoric such as hope and change they made everyone out in American feel as if they alone could make a difference just by voting for Obama. They made it feel that a vote for Obama would change the country for the better; a vote for Obama would make your life better; a vote for Obama would turn America into a true utopia. Though Obama and his failed policies could do none of this, people felt as if he do all of this and more. They were thus motivated to go out and vote.
    However, times have changed. Obama is in power and his greatest assault against American freedom and Capitalism, Obamacare, was upheld. Now I ask: where’s the motivation to Obama’s supports? They already have what they want. If, however, Obamacare was repealed, there would have been a battle cry sent out by Obama and his Himmler-esk cronies. They would have berated the Republicans, chastised the courts and made it a point that if Obama were voted out of power this November, things would go back to the way things were during former President Bush’s times. Obama would have sent the fear of God into people and made them think if Romney got into office, a Republican-driven Supreme Court would repeal civil rights, women’s suffrage and all welfare-type programs. They would have painted a picture of the future filled with despair, filled with greedy capitalistic clones of Romney economically squashing the other 99% of society.
    Instead of chanting, “Remember the Maine, down with Spain”, they would be shouting, “Remember Obamacares, throw Romney down the stairs!” (Maybe not exactly, but I just wanted it to rhyme). It would have again provoked the masses to go and cast a vote towards economic insolvency- I mean for Obama.
    Now you have to ask: who is motivated now? I can tell you. All the Republicans, members of the Tea party, the working class, people who actually pay taxes and everyone who owns any size business across the country. Now, we have the motivation. We have the battle cry. We have more a reason now to vote Obama out of office than before!
    In fact, I’d like to thank the Supreme Court for their ruling. For at this moment the tide has turned against Obama and the path to his exit from the White House has become visible. Thank you for your nearsightedness. Thank you for your demagoguery. Thank you for total disregard to the Constitution. For it is through this act of total ignorance that we Americans will take back the White House and elect a real American into office!

    June 29, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    • Antonio Villas Boas

      Você tem uma boa compreensão sobre a situação, o senhor Mick, e são mais certo do que errado em seu comentário longo e perspicaz sobre CJ decisão Roberts. Pela manhã, a decisão foi anunciada fiquei consternado, assim como a maioria dos conservadores assistindo a questão. Felizmente eu encontrei algumas vozes racionais sobre o direito que lançar alguma perspectiva sobre a sua descoberta, e sua partida dos conservadores na quadra. Mais notavelmente Clarice Feldman em seu artigo no American Thinker, que foi publicado na pressa como ela estava partindo naquele dia para suas férias. Deixo todos torcendo a mão e conjecturas para os chamados especialistas, muitos dos quais residem dentro de uma bolha de qualquer maneira. Roberts simplesmente disse para o público americano que os Escoto não era o lugar para corrigir sua indiferença preguiçosa que eles permitem criar as leis. Se eles não gostam da ACA, então foi até eles para fazer algo sobre isso. Outros fatores pesaram sobre táticas Roberts, tenho certeza. Bottom line é que cabe ao eleitorado americano para limpar sua casa, crescer, e colocar as pessoas que podem ser de confiança para defender a Constituição e os valores tradicionais americanos no cargo.

      O conselho de anciãos, a bordo do navio-mãe pairando nas nuvens lenticulares que mortalha Monte Shasta estão assistindo nesta campanha de perto, e oferecer os seus melhores votos de um feliz resultado em novembro. Eles incentivam todos os cidadãos para manter seu hardware em bom estado, e estocar munição, enquanto ele ainda está disponível. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!

      Seu amigo nos bons e maus,


      You have a good grasp on the situation, Senor Mick, and are more right than wrong in your lengthy and perceptive comment about CJ Roberts decision. The morning the decision was announced I was dismayed, as were most conservatives watching the issue. Fortunately I found a few rational voices on the right who shed some perspective on his finding, and his departure from the conservatives on the court. Most notably Clarice Feldman in her article at American Thinker which was posted in haste as she was departing that day for her vacation. I leave all the hand wringing and conjecture to the so-called experts, most of whom reside inside a bubble anyhow. Roberts simply said to the American public that the SCOTUS was not the place to correct their lazy indifference about who they permit to craft the laws. If they didn’t like the ACA, then it was up to them to do something about it. Other tactical factors weighed on Roberts, I am sure. Bottom line is that it is up to the American electorate to clean their house, grow up, and put the people who can be trusted to uphold the Constitution and traditional American values in office.

      The council of elders aboard the mother ship hovering in the lenticular clouds that shroud Mt Shasta are watching this campaign closely, and offer their best wishes for a happy outcome in November. They encourage all citizens to keep their hardware clean, oiled, and in good condition, and to stock up on ammunition while it is still available. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!

      Your friend through thick and thin,

      July 5, 2012 at 1:14 am

      • Thank you sir.
        I’ve been dying to get off this rock 3000 miles out in the middle of the Pacific for few years,.But recently it appears my home may be the safest place on earth as we can be totally self sustained, while being one of few multi cultures on earth that functions peacefully.
        Should this arrogant Marxist King remain in the same seat your advice/reasoning may very well be of necessity .
        The word needs to be spread of the opportunity that all Americans were inadvertently given.Lets pray the festering anger is used wisely and peacefully.
        Because if too many fail to recognize what we believe was a motivation to correct a wrong like we’ve never seen in 237+ years there will be tyranny, to say the least.


        and try to find out what dingbat is/has been doing.
        I’m having e mail problems.

        Bonus Nachos 🙂

        July 5, 2012 at 8:46 am

  7. Fine, be that way.
    I’ll have my people call your people

    Have fun, be safe XOXO

    July 4, 2012 at 11:56 pm

  8. This dingbat has been going through some shit with Mini. Yeah her again. First she wanted to take my BFF and move to NZ. You heard right. Fucked up, eh? I thought if it went through I would never she her again but she, cough cough, assured me she would be home 3 or 4 times a year. Mick, I did not take this very well. Once she grew up for a week she realized that it wasn’t feasible so she decided to move to Clearwater Fl.

    Just when I was getting used to the idea and thinking I would see my BFF more often than not, her asshole ex husband up and moved to Ohio. So this is what I have been dealing with for the last two months.

    And what….I step out for a few and you turn my blog into politics.

    Carry on, it might be the only thing my three readers have in common. Well, except for me.

    July 20, 2012 at 3:48 pm

  9. micky2

    sht lady, my apologies.
    I’ll be in touch

    July 22, 2012 at 8:04 am

  10. micky2

    The other night I was thinking how cool it was to get an actual cake with candles from my sis.
    Because it hasnt happened in about 40 years.

    …. no one has ever written me a birthday blog.


    July 22, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    • Antonio

      Feliz aniversário, senhor Mick2
      Encaminhado para você a partir de hoje o Conselho de Anciãos, a bordo da nave-mãe que paira sobre Monte Shasta:
      O Conselho deseja expressar seus melhores desejos para a sua longa e fecunda vida, e que enviou uma emmisary especial através dos lemurianos, os sobreviventes altos e graciosos da antiga raça de Lemúria e descendentes de um mesmo conjunto gênico que habita as florestas isoladas de suas ilhas de origem, o Menehune. Em relação às origens e existência do Menehune, o Conselho insta o seu para descontar o esgoto acadêmica vomitou pelos habitantes da torre de marfim da academia, a saber, “que as lendas da mitologia Menehune é um contato pós-europeu criado pela adaptação do manahune prazo (que na época da colonização das ilhas havaianas tinha adquirido um significado de “pessoas humildes” ou “baixo status social” e não diminutivo de estatura) a lendas européias de brownies. [3] Menehune não são mencionados no pré -entre em contato com a mitologia, a lendária criação de “overnight” do fishpond Alekoko, por exemplo, encontra o seu equivalente na legenda [4] sobre a criação de uma estrutura correspondente na ilha de Oahu, que supostamente foi realmente concluído em um único dia – não por Menehune , mas, como uma demonstração de poder, por um alii local que exigia cada um de seus temas a aparecer no local da obra e ajudar na construção. ”

      A verdade de suas origens está enraizada na catástrofe que se abateu sobre o continente da Lemúria há 12.000 anos, e sua propagação e viabilidade se estende pelo contato contínuo com a população Lemuriano de Monte Shasta que habitam nos subterrâneos Cavens profundas e túneis que suboceanic conectar a esses portais secretos nas encostas de vulcões majestosos do Havaí.

      A missão da emmisary lemuriano especial é contar com a assistência do Menehune na prestação de um Overwatch para você e seus entes queridos que não poderia acontecer desgraças você como você se aventurar fora das trilhas batidas no coração dos lugares secretos.

      Feliz Aniversário!



      Happy Birthday, Senor Mick2
      Forwarded to you today from the Council of Elders aboard the mothership that hovers above Mt Shasta:
      The Council wish to express their best wishes for your long and fruitful life, and have dispatched a special emmisary through the Lemurians, the tall and graceful survivors of the Ancient Race of Lemuria, and descendants of the same gene pool which inhabits the secluded forests of your home islands, the Menehune. Regarding the origins and existence of the Menehune, the Council urges you to discount the academic bilge spewed forth by the ivory tower dwellers of academe, to wit, “that the legends of the Menehune are a post-European contact mythology created by adaptation of the term manahune (which by the time of the settling of the Hawaiian Islands had acquired a meaning of “lowly people” or “low social status” and not diminutive in stature) to European legends of brownies.[3] Menehune are not mentioned in pre-contact mythology; the legendary “overnight” creation of the Alekoko fishpond, for example, finds its equivalent in the legend[4] about the creation of a corresponding structure on Oʻahu, which was supposedly indeed completed in a single day – not by menehune, but, as a show of power, by a local aliʻi who demanded every one of his subjects to appear at the construction site and assist in building.”

      The truth of their origins is rooted in the catastrophe which befell the continent of Lemuria over 12,000 years ago, and their propagation and viability is extended by the continuing contact with the Lemurian population of Mt Shasta who dwell in the deep subterranean cavens and suboceanic tunnels which connect to those secret portals on the slopes of Hawaii’s majestic volcanos.

      The mission of the Lemurian special emmisary is to enlist the assistance of the Menehune in providing an overwatch for you and your loved ones that no misfortunes might befall you as you venture off the beaten tracks into the heart of the secret places.

      Happy Birthday!



      July 22, 2012 at 11:16 pm

  11. …cause i love you mick. you can talk about anything you want here, you know that. I like when you talk politics.

    July 22, 2012 at 10:53 pm

  12. micky2


    Tried to call you, the voice said. “not taking messages ”

    I’d e mail you- but its tricky from this laptop.
    I inherited 3 laptiops in one month. A Dell, Mac, and Vaio.
    I was bitchin at my b-day party about wife and son fuckin up our desktop.
    A few people I’d actually never met who knew computer repair men must of overheard me.
    Next few days I had these 3.
    The Mac was awesome til it started turning itself off at will.

    Anyway, you worried me a bit.
    Do something about your fckin phone, or mail anumber that works

    July 29, 2012 at 9:20 am

  13. Aw…That’s so sweet. I’m doing much better now. I’m Taking Lexi to Fl on Aug 16 and staying until Monday so I can see her first day of Kindergarten.

    She lost her first tooth. That made me sad. She is with her dad right now in Ohio.

    I sent you an email. My number has changed. My email has changed too so keep an eye out for it. It’s a yahoo account. it might go into your Junk mail.

    July 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

  14. I’v got three computers now but only do e mails on the old desk top.
    Try again with your e mail and I;ll pay closer attention before deleting any spam

    August 13, 2012 at 2:08 pm

  15. Hey !

    August 28, 2012 at 6:31 pm

  16. what’s up dawg

    August 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm

  17. Me new blog !

    Less about me, more about the jerks screwing up our country, and world.
    Now I just have to come up with the energy to write posts on a consistent basis.
    Posts that carry more than the stupid shit everyone else likes to feed on.
    The only way were going to prevent assholes like the one in office now from ever happening again is if we start holding EVERYONE in and out of government to the standards that made this country so fuckin awesome.
    You get out there and talk to people like I do you’ll realize that its getting really hard for everyone.
    As much as they try to hide it, after some prodding most admit they’re having to improvise and cut back in ways they never thought they’d have to.
    My wife is a cashier at CVS and is witness to changing spending habits by people who normally bought what they wanted at will.
    If we dont pull our collective heads out of our asses NOW they’ll be up there forever.

    Luv ya, bye

    September 2, 2012 at 9:18 pm

  18. Bring your freinds

    September 14, 2012 at 6:09 pm

  19. friends

    September 14, 2012 at 6:09 pm

  20. I don’t have any friends.

    September 15, 2012 at 11:10 pm

  21. You can bring me 🙂

    September 18, 2012 at 4:22 pm

  22. But you’re already there.

    September 18, 2012 at 5:17 pm

  23. Waasup beech ?

    October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

  24. HELLO !!!!

    November 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm

  25. Hi.

    Hey Mick I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. I know. I know….better late then never.

    Actually, considering the way I’ve been feeling, my day was very nice. I even cooked.

    Peace to you and your family.

    November 24, 2012 at 8:13 am

  26. You’ve got nice legs.
    But, should really tuck in the tampon strings clinging to your hem.

    I had to go to both my mom in laws and my sis’s for dinner.
    My mom in law does the basic traditional dinner.
    My sis does the full on gourmet treatment, crab legs n lobster to prime rib to pate` and caviar. 10 reds, 10 whites, Champagne and full bar
    Its obscene, theres no end….she married up. 🙂

    Hopes yours was memorable babe.
    Take care

    December 5, 2012 at 6:13 pm

  27. 52% of Americans believe organized religion can save them.
    The same percentage prefer folding to crumpling

    December 9, 2012 at 7:54 pm

  28. I used to run up on my roof every Christmas morning looking for reindeer turds.
    I hold them up in my hands and scream at the neighbors… “I TOLD YOU HE WAS REAL, I FUCKING TOLD YOU !
    When I was about 18, one Christmas morning, I heard my dad, all alone in the garage, laughing his ass off.
    I flung open the door and there he was, standing there, crying and laughing maniacally
    … with a bag of dog sht in one hand and a ladder in the other.
    Merry Christmas Cap.
    May you and yours new year be filled with love, health,happiness,peace and prosperity..

    December 24, 2012 at 10:35 pm

  29. How come your snow wont collect anywhere ?
    Maybe cuz your fat ass is never here !!!

    December 27, 2012 at 11:05 am

  30. Merry Christmas you shit…literally…18? I’m not even that blonde.

    And my ass is not fat.

    December 27, 2012 at 10:26 pm

  31. Happy Anniversary !

    December 29, 2012 at 7:16 pm

  32. Fuck.
    I realized I know our anniversary, but not my wedding anniversary

    December 29, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s