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I’m okay you okay?

 

My pressure.

ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY !

Just got off the phone where she remined me again for the 50th time that the day I was born the Queen of Denmarks boat was right off the coast of the house I was born in.
That I almost killed her, and she almost killed the midwife by holding on to her neck til I popped out.
She always forgets to mention the part where she said she wished she’d of drowned me a few years later.

that reminds me…you okay ?

You been checking out “the most transparent administration ever” ?

Bwaaaah hah hah hah hah !
I’ve never seen a presidency this deep in sht since Khadafi !

May 20, 2013 at 6:51 pm (Edit)

 

I always knew I was different growing up.  Was it just the Attention Deficit Disorder that took over my entire life.  

The day I was born my mom was put into a hypnotic state during labor because the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck and normal child birth would have killed me for sure.  The hypnosis put her into a relaxed state, an out of body experience my mom called it, so there would be no tension during delivery.  She explained it as if she was sitting on the chair next to the bed watching the whole thing, taking instructions from the doctor to push and breathe when needed.  I was born a nice shade of blue with the cord around my neck.  

Today I am waiting on results of a sleep study I had last week for excessive tiredness.  So while I have been neglecting my admin duties (and emails) I have been parallel on the couch as often as I get a chance.  

Maybe the president and his administration all have a sleep disorders.  Bwahahahahahahahahaha…It WILL wreak havoc on all aspects of your life. 

You okay?